Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from World of Warcraft...
1. It is unnatural for elves to sit. Ever.
2. It's okay to commit genocide. In fact, the respawn rates makes it a necessity.
3. Three out of four kobolds have no ears.
4. No ungulate has more than one hoof.
5. Some birds have two beaks.
6. Everyone loves to jump. Everywhere. All the time.
7. Everyone loves to dance. Everywhere. All the time.
8. Gnomes have a strange vision impairment that makes everyone, including other gnomes, look tall.
9. Spiders make for good kabobs.
10. Carrying a bag full of dynamite and bombs is completely harmless.
11. Merchants are always willing to buy any and all random animal part you have picked up along the way.
12. There is no such thing as a big enough bag.
13. Yellow dots are the most dangerous thing in the world.
14. Lag is the second most dangerous thing in the world.
15. Gnomes and finnish people are perverted.
16. Male dwarves have no concept of foreplay. Female dwarves have, but its sole ingredient is wealth.
17. Wisps are actually quite useful for personal hygiene.
18. You have to skin sheep to get the wool.
19. The basilisk gene for six legs is dominant.
20. Cats frequently eat gems.
21. Loincloths have pockets.
22. Monsters can innately sense how dangerous you are. If you are dangerous enough, they will ignore you, even if you step on their toes. This danger sense is infallible, and will see right through any attempt to look more or less dangerous.
23. Standing too close to gnome technology may turn you into a chicken. Standing too close to goblin technology may turn you into debris.
24. No-one will ever talk to you unless they want something.
25. Digging into the earth can and will unleash hordes of monsters.
26. The only way to get an egg is to kill the bird.
27. If you are a miner, you may have cookie.
28. A simple bandage will heal any wound.
29. Every cave and mine in the world has one of three possible layouts. You will get lost in two of these.
2. It's okay to commit genocide. In fact, the respawn rates makes it a necessity.
3. Three out of four kobolds have no ears.
4. No ungulate has more than one hoof.
5. Some birds have two beaks.
6. Everyone loves to jump. Everywhere. All the time.
7. Everyone loves to dance. Everywhere. All the time.
8. Gnomes have a strange vision impairment that makes everyone, including other gnomes, look tall.
9. Spiders make for good kabobs.
10. Carrying a bag full of dynamite and bombs is completely harmless.
11. Merchants are always willing to buy any and all random animal part you have picked up along the way.
12. There is no such thing as a big enough bag.
13. Yellow dots are the most dangerous thing in the world.
14. Lag is the second most dangerous thing in the world.
15. Gnomes and finnish people are perverted.
16. Male dwarves have no concept of foreplay. Female dwarves have, but its sole ingredient is wealth.
17. Wisps are actually quite useful for personal hygiene.
18. You have to skin sheep to get the wool.
19. The basilisk gene for six legs is dominant.
20. Cats frequently eat gems.
21. Loincloths have pockets.
22. Monsters can innately sense how dangerous you are. If you are dangerous enough, they will ignore you, even if you step on their toes. This danger sense is infallible, and will see right through any attempt to look more or less dangerous.
23. Standing too close to gnome technology may turn you into a chicken. Standing too close to goblin technology may turn you into debris.
24. No-one will ever talk to you unless they want something.
25. Digging into the earth can and will unleash hordes of monsters.
26. The only way to get an egg is to kill the bird.
27. If you are a miner, you may have cookie.
28. A simple bandage will heal any wound.
29. Every cave and mine in the world has one of three possible layouts. You will get lost in two of these.