Kewl Club FC
The kewl club 1sts took to the pitch for the warm up to the first grading match. With legs in goals the boys started drilling a few at him with a ball that seamed to be fashioned out of a brick. Stickers went to kick but his foot landed on top of the ball and then snuck in a cheeky face plant pre game.
The game had started and we all wondered if stickers mate john the pom was actually a real person for he had not shown his face still at the 5 min mark. The starting line up was Stickers (C), Wicka, CK, and the almighty LEGS! In goal.
Legs came out of goals for a run and Son of Bobby or SOB when into goals things started to look very good for the Kewl Club
Half time saw the score line 5-4 Kewl Club down and looking like an ashtray full of old darts and spilt beer.
John The Pom found the pitch and his place in the side in the second half with some nice passing and lovely goal. Stickers was having some asthma issues and looked like a worn out haggis but pushed on. Legs found his was back to the goals and things were looking ok till the beer and darts started to set back in. half way through the 2nd a comeback saw the scores 9-8 and the Kewl Club on a charge but the running stopped and cunts couldn’t be fucked anymore.
Final Score 9-12 down.
Goals -
Legs - 3
Wicka - 2
Stickers-2
CK - 1
John the pom - 1
Sob - 0
Special mention to kace, John the Pom’s Mrs and Joffa Wang for heading the cheer squad
Next week is a 10pm game. its going to be hard to keep old man Stickers up for the whole game, might have to bring the sniffing salts.
Stay Kewl
(note the goals may be out not sure if stickers or ck scored 2.
im sure ill be told if im wrong)
The game had started and we all wondered if stickers mate john the pom was actually a real person for he had not shown his face still at the 5 min mark. The starting line up was Stickers (C), Wicka, CK, and the almighty LEGS! In goal.
Legs came out of goals for a run and Son of Bobby or SOB when into goals things started to look very good for the Kewl Club
Half time saw the score line 5-4 Kewl Club down and looking like an ashtray full of old darts and spilt beer.
John The Pom found the pitch and his place in the side in the second half with some nice passing and lovely goal. Stickers was having some asthma issues and looked like a worn out haggis but pushed on. Legs found his was back to the goals and things were looking ok till the beer and darts started to set back in. half way through the 2nd a comeback saw the scores 9-8 and the Kewl Club on a charge but the running stopped and cunts couldn’t be fucked anymore.
Final Score 9-12 down.
Goals -
Legs - 3
Wicka - 2
Stickers-2
CK - 1
John the pom - 1
Sob - 0
Special mention to kace, John the Pom’s Mrs and Joffa Wang for heading the cheer squad
Next week is a 10pm game. its going to be hard to keep old man Stickers up for the whole game, might have to bring the sniffing salts.
Stay Kewl
(note the goals may be out not sure if stickers or ck scored 2.
im sure ill be told if im wrong)