Don't get all holy on *me*, James!

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One of the worst assumptions I make is that others are as fascinated by horror and fright as I am, simply by association. I can enjoy a good scare. But I'll remit the notion that others share this particular quirk.

So for all past and future transgressions where I seek out and present the surreal and disturbing, I issue an apology and warning.