That Creepy Bastard
Somebody get this greasy horndog under control, looks like the Scranton Strangler still has some spunk left. Won't let dementia get in the way of fulfilling his dream of becoming commander in chief, I'll tell ya what!
Biden doesn't recall alleged close encounter with former Nevada assemblywoman
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Yes yes y'all, springtime is here. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, fresh hair plugs are sprouting, and that psychotropic cocktail is kicking in. So lock your doors and hide the women and children, creepy uncle Joe got his mall walkin' shoes on!
This is America's no shit Democratic Party front runner should they entice this mutt out of the cage for another lap around the block.
If the Dems seriously plan on running this pedo weirdo against the orange man, his deviant tendencies need to be nipped in the bud. Aren't there medications for this? The whole gropey grandpa act is becoming hard to ignore even for diehard shitlibs.
Laura McGann writes:
It’s all out in the open. News outlets wrote about these incidents. But the stories ran under light-hearted headlines like, “Photo of famously friendly Joe Biden goes viral” or “Here’s Joe Biden being Joe Biden with Ash Carter’s wife” or “Joe Biden: Sex symbol?,” a piece that I edited and now regret.
Click to viewSince the orange man has Pence and a crew of deep state babysitters to keep Donny from embarrassing himself America, who will they pick to be Biden's dog walker?
Streey Muscle: The Case For Stacey Abrams
"We got dis, Joe, step by step hun. Just look into that camera and smile."
Pairing Biden with Stacey makes too much sense for the Dems.
No, not only for the street cred and sass that a strong woman of color would bring to this dirty cracka's campaign.
Think of her not just as a VP, but as a cross between a tough psych ward nurse and permanent home health attendant. Someone who is physically strong enough to grab and restrain the feeble predator if when his degenerate urges get the best of him.
Should the crusty ghoul turn feral in the Oval Office, she could very easily incapacitate him and step in to fill those big red clown shoes.
Could Putin or Xi ever stand in the way of President Abrams? Nigga please.
Anyway, back to the man of the hour.
No doubt Joe's sanity decision making capacity is nonexistent questionable at this point, yet he's still a boomer staple with real world connections. Unless an Obama type emerges from the bath houses soon, a Biden/Abrams ticket is the Dems' best chance.
This is only funny because we live in very strange times. Despite Biden's loathsome demeanor and history of corruption and nepotism, he is polling well ahead of other Dem candidates. The latest numbers from the battleground state of Pennsyltucky place him well ahead of Sanders, Warren, and more importantly, the orange man.
He did threaten to take the Donald behind the gym, and that really resonates with the poser electorate. He's also a native son of one of the gayest states in the Union by the way.
The 2020 presidential election circus will be disgusting glorious. An epic showdown between two of the most vibrant specimens of a dying breed.
Run you creepy bastard, RUN!