The Israel Model?
Is ukraine officially on the Federal Reserve dole? My gawd, who could've imagined?
But to turn ukraine into another Israel, won't they need to import millions of ethnic theatricians of Z-boy's variety?
"You go high, I go low" - Z-boy and Bibi strategizing on how to bamboozle the goy. Will they go with more chutzpah? Or add more schmoozy charm? Stick to grandma's bipolar recipe for a 50/50 mix? Relax feigeles, the goyim know!
More importantly, will it finally bring peace to the Middle East?
I am being facetious, no one in their right mind gives a shit. The Middle East should become more like Vegas - whatever happens there, stays there.
Leave freedom loving descendants of Abraham to their own devices, let Hashem or Allah bless each respective side and may the best sand people win. If things get too crowded for comfort, they can build skyscrapers like the weird fellows in the UAE.
Biden is quite the strategist, thank goodness kinseyans are as predictable as they're imbecilic. Luckily the senile kiddie sniffer has Mamala and a great team of diverse staffers to help him follow orders make impartial decisions.
There's no such thing as independent ukraine, nor was there ever unless you're gay some sort of internationalist. It's a ridiculous judeo-bolshevik social construct, an illegitimate creation of communist revolutionaries on the payroll of their globalist banker cousins.
Kind of how some Muslim faithful perceive that lebensraum valuable piece of real estate those sponsors of chaos acquired from Perfidious Albion in return for their 1917 shenanigans.
The deed to their field of dreams. "If you build it, they will come... when we hire Adolf and his levites to gather the lost tribes of Israel during the next goy war."
Whatever, possession is nine tenths of the law. They passed more than a few trials by combat as America's mayor colloquially put it on that day, and can stay there as long as their Zionism doesn't seep out.
May the Jewish people be fruitful and multiply alongside their Arab neighbors until their moschiach appears.
As for Ukraine - no deal.
The special military operation will go on for a thousand years if necessary but they will never reinfestate our lands. The Russian security services have their hands full keeping their own wacky Jewish citizens under surveillance safe, so hold the foreign born hasid please.
[Oy vey, stop de intolerance!]These ultrachosenite faggots can go to the global trash can land of the free.
Click to viewIn my humble opinion, funding for the State Department, CIA and Pentagon geeks should be redirected before their meddling tactics come back to bite Lady Liberty's ass.
The US has plenty of projects to finance at home, all more worthy of grant money than a second Israel.
Like fixing infrastructure, keeping tranq out of fentanyl, recruiting more vigilant poop patrol personnel, developing gain of function vaccines for future pandemics, defending holy democracy in Taiwan, teaching Greta how to really stop climate change, paying reparations for slavery and celebrating LGBT milestones.
In case anyone forgot, the original Israel is always in need of investments from its greatest ally, but not this crazy administration's patronizing attitude! Good thing apple pie eating, red-blooded American patriots know what will save this country from itself the Biden crime family's incompetence and Democrat party divisiveness.
MAGA 2024!