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[max311]

Collage wasn't the disaster I was hoping it'd be.

I opened the show, you should all be proud.

I had one of the best weekends this weekend. I'm sure you'd all like to know.

I don't have time for silly Livejournal updates.

Bitches.

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[jordan18569]

if you dont have time to update, then why have one in the first place?

[max311]

They're jokes, Jordan. Jokes I tell you.

Gosh, don't be such a downer. Hey I went out to eat with your cousin and this guy she really likes last night. You might want to check him out so you can approve or not.

[jordan18569]

i know they're jokes silly. Gosh you dont understand me at all do you? and besides im not a downer i was actually smiling when i wrote that. Duh.

anyways, who is this so called *guy* she really likes? hmmm...

well im gonna have to
give him a drug test
an IQ test
check out his GPA & report card
and his criminal record...
just to make sure he's good enough for my tessa baby.

If he tries anything funny lemme know.
Ill handle it from there.

You should talk to me somtime max. i miss you, pigean boy.

<3*

[jordan18569]

p.s.

is he a good friend of yours?

if so, im worried