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Dec 06, 2005 21:10


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In July I gave forgiven a kidney (1000 points). In August I turned opheliarevived in for spitting (3 points). Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, aymelek (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4079 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
mawiangel

PS. Jenni, thanks for the porn. Santa is glad you gave it to me! But, haha, I beat you! Cuz you are no more, lol.
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