Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In July I gave
forgiven a kidney (1000 points). In August I turned
opheliarevived in for spitting (3 points). Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
aymelek (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4079 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
mawiangel
PS. Jenni, thanks for the porn. Santa is glad you gave it to me! But, haha, I beat you! Cuz you are no more, lol.