Orcarina of time conspiracy

Jul 06, 2007 10:02

You know... the only reason Ganondorf was able to take over the world was because Link grabbed the Master Sword. The whole destroying the world could have been avoid if he took the stones and hid them... or even smash them!

Then... Link goes to Kakariko and drains the water from the well and leaves the town without water just to get his magnifying glass... it's been empy for 7 YEARS!!!

Think thats enough? Apparently not! Link goes to the graveyard and desecrates them by moving all their gravestones, just to get a hookshot!

And lest we forget Link going into peoples houses, breaking their pots and boxes and STEALING THEIR RUPEES!!

But is that enough for him? No sir! He'll steal your live stock, use your poultry to cross gaps and then try to kill them and make a dinner out of them! Luckily these birds fight back.

After that, he'll tear out your lawn and cut it down to size...

Link... Hero? Or local menace? We'll let you decide.
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