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Jun 15, 2005 16:05

So, Alan is single again....fine by moi!

", i need a girlfriend who will go down the pub with me almost every night
and will be a bar fly and social junkie " He needs an alcoholic? Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't she qualify?......Oh, right...a 'social' one....

"she also said that i'm a very opinionated person and thats totally true i am a fucking asshole at times"

She's an asshole 24/7, correct? Again, why didn't this work out?

",,, i know there's defantly a couple of things she gave me" Yea, like gonnerea and syphalis....along with a few other STD's...

"i don't know what else to say" Like you ever did?

*shakes head* Quite frankly, these 'fucking canadians' have been trying to explain to you what it was like to date a wannabe, I am simply sorry it took you so long to realize this. All in all, *shrugs again* You're both idiots.
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