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[maverick_doc]

What? Another hallucination? I'm pretty sure I fell asleep in the bed in the hospital. So a dream then. Pretty realistic, considering the pain and the inability to walk. Damn it

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[wingsformonkeys]

It's not a hallucinatorium. People go to sleep and wake up here. It happened to me a couple of days ago.

[maverick_doc]

And you eat nothing but broccoli and brussel sprouts.

[wingsformonkeys]

No, I'm not seasick, yes, I've always been green, and NO, I did not eat grass as a child!

[maverick_doc]

I'm a little impressed that you've lived this long, considering the lack of proper nutrition you're obviously suffering from.

[wingsformonkeys]

I was born this color, don't try and diagnosticate me. If it were anything food or magic could change, I'd already be degreenified.

[maverick_doc]

So sorry to hear you were concieved at Chernobyl.

[wingsformonkeys]

Where is that? Not that it's any of your business, but I was conceived and born in Munchkinland, which is located in the land of Oz.

[maverick_doc]

Of course. And then you got kicked out of the Lollipop Guild.

[wingsformonkeys]

Lollipop Guild? What in the name of the Time Dragon Clock is that?

[maverick_doc]

But still, who would've guessed those Munchkins were so racist?

Those little bastards.

[wingsformonkeys]

Munchkins are quite smallminded, but the Wizard's behind the worst of the prejudice in Oz.

[maverick_doc]

The old man behind the projection of a head. Classic.

[wingsformonkeys]

How do so many people here know about that? In Oz, it was a guarded secret! Hardly anyone knew that the Wizard has no real power.

[maverick_doc]

Maybe it was Broadway. Or the film adaption. Or the books.

[wingsformonkeys]

What is "Broadway?" Or "film"? And I've never seen books that reveal anything like that.

[maverick_doc]

I'm sure.