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[maverick_doc]

What? Another hallucination? I'm pretty sure I fell asleep in the bed in the hospital. So a dream then. Pretty realistic, considering the pain and the inability to walk. Damn it

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[headsinthegame]

Nah, if this where a dream, there wouldn't be any sequence of events.

Or maybe that's just my dreams that are really random.

[maverick_doc]

That usually depends on the ammount of alcohol or Vicodin I've consumed.

[headsinthegame]

For me, I think it has something to do with how many hours I've gone without sleep. I think this place is going to bring on an epic new record for me.

[maverick_doc]

Insomnia is easily cured these days.

[headsinthegame]

I'm not an insomniac, actually. I just think night's the best time to play games.

[maverick_doc]

Shame on you. Didn't your parents teach you better?

[headsinthegame]

My parents? Well, considering my mom died when I was born and my dad taught me to play dating sims when I was five, nope. They didn't.

[maverick_doc]

Sounds like someone forgot to call child services there.

[headsinthegame]

Uh-uh, my dad's cool. Just weird. Besides, they can't do that since technically I'm not a kid any more.

But what's your deal? Are you some kind of creepy drunk?

[maverick_doc]

Actually, I'm a doctor.

[headsinthegame]

No way! That's the second one! Man, I hate going to the doctor's. This better not be some sort of sign.

[maverick_doc]

I hate people who go to the doctor's. So we're even.

[headsinthegame]

You sound like a pretty sucky doctor.

As long as you don't try to turn me into some kind of medical freakshow because I look 8 instead of 18, maybe I won't consider you an agent of hell.

[maverick_doc]

That's a genetic disorder, though rare.

[headsinthegame]

I know. My mom looked the same way. Doesn't mean everyone has to rub it in.

[maverick_doc]

That's life, kid.