My girlfriend is completly Insane (even by my standards)
Hello all, it's been a while but I had to post to ask a question to the three girls who read this. My special someone, Jen has worried me a bit lately and I was wonder if my solution sounds like a good one or if there is a better idea out there.
First of all we used to have a joke were I would ask her if she was going to kill me and she would say maybe, it was all fun until she tried to stab me while I was sleeping, luckily I woke up in time to move and now there is a knife hole in her mattress. Mind you this was a while ago and she is less violent now.
Then she tells me something that makes no sense, I have a friend named Bri Bane, she hates her with a passion. She told me I couldn't hang out with her anymore and of course I told her that was her problem and I wasn't going to stop hanging out with friends.
Later that week I went to a fencing tournament with my roommate, a guy friend and two girls, we shared a hotel, and hung out. Jen told me that she wanted to come and I explained to her how I can't fence with a girlfriend around. She didn't understand and got upset but I can see how that’s not really an unreasonable response. What is an unreasonable response is she told me I could sleep with either of the two girls if I agreed not to hang out with Bri anymore, ever.
She has constant arguments with her mom, that’s fine by me her moms the evil Jewish (good Jews rock but the evil ones get really evil) bitch monster from hell and I can't stand the woman, however if her mom gives her 20 bucks she drops all her morals and everything becomes ok, WTF.
We argue a lot lately and its not the good kind of arguing, but its not my kind of arguing either, its a lot of guilt trips and halfway giving in just to gain ground somewhere else, I don't like that kind of arguing.
One of the biggest things is she thinks were ready to get married and as of about a month ago so did I however now I am not sure, but despite her wanting to be together forever she is dead set that we shouldn't get an apartment together or live together because our relationship isn't at that level yet, WTF MATE????
The latest thing involves my new friend Alley, she seems to be a good person, a little weird but she likes epee so I guess that’s par for the course. She is highly repressed and needs to get out. I told Jen we should take her out with us and friends and get her to live a little, it would do her good. Jen, not in a mean or sarcastic way but a very sincere tone (trust me I know her sincere tone well as do I the other ones) told me that I should take Alley out on a date, get her flowers and sleep with her. Because I am good guy and I wouldn’t hurt her. Even if we forgot all the other weird parts of this wouldn’t doing that negate the “being a good guy who wouldn’t hurt her” part of this?
The way I understand this is that Jen wants to have a steady guy and a constantly changing girlfriend and she wants me to open the door, by having one steady girl (her) and a constantly changing girl friend which I think is messed up on levels beyond levels.
Don't get me wrong Jen dose have her good points, she is caring, funny, cute, extremely sweet and gets along great with my family.
However because of the above mentioned points I don't know what to do, I am going to see her Friday and tell her that I need some time to think about our relationship. However I have an honest fear that after 2 or 3 days she will slash my tires, try to kill me, try to kill herself or just show up act like nothing is wrong and refuse to leave.
Any ideas?
First of all we used to have a joke were I would ask her if she was going to kill me and she would say maybe, it was all fun until she tried to stab me while I was sleeping, luckily I woke up in time to move and now there is a knife hole in her mattress. Mind you this was a while ago and she is less violent now.
Then she tells me something that makes no sense, I have a friend named Bri Bane, she hates her with a passion. She told me I couldn't hang out with her anymore and of course I told her that was her problem and I wasn't going to stop hanging out with friends.
Later that week I went to a fencing tournament with my roommate, a guy friend and two girls, we shared a hotel, and hung out. Jen told me that she wanted to come and I explained to her how I can't fence with a girlfriend around. She didn't understand and got upset but I can see how that’s not really an unreasonable response. What is an unreasonable response is she told me I could sleep with either of the two girls if I agreed not to hang out with Bri anymore, ever.
She has constant arguments with her mom, that’s fine by me her moms the evil Jewish (good Jews rock but the evil ones get really evil) bitch monster from hell and I can't stand the woman, however if her mom gives her 20 bucks she drops all her morals and everything becomes ok, WTF.
We argue a lot lately and its not the good kind of arguing, but its not my kind of arguing either, its a lot of guilt trips and halfway giving in just to gain ground somewhere else, I don't like that kind of arguing.
One of the biggest things is she thinks were ready to get married and as of about a month ago so did I however now I am not sure, but despite her wanting to be together forever she is dead set that we shouldn't get an apartment together or live together because our relationship isn't at that level yet, WTF MATE????
The latest thing involves my new friend Alley, she seems to be a good person, a little weird but she likes epee so I guess that’s par for the course. She is highly repressed and needs to get out. I told Jen we should take her out with us and friends and get her to live a little, it would do her good. Jen, not in a mean or sarcastic way but a very sincere tone (trust me I know her sincere tone well as do I the other ones) told me that I should take Alley out on a date, get her flowers and sleep with her. Because I am good guy and I wouldn’t hurt her. Even if we forgot all the other weird parts of this wouldn’t doing that negate the “being a good guy who wouldn’t hurt her” part of this?
The way I understand this is that Jen wants to have a steady guy and a constantly changing girlfriend and she wants me to open the door, by having one steady girl (her) and a constantly changing girl friend which I think is messed up on levels beyond levels.
Don't get me wrong Jen dose have her good points, she is caring, funny, cute, extremely sweet and gets along great with my family.
However because of the above mentioned points I don't know what to do, I am going to see her Friday and tell her that I need some time to think about our relationship. However I have an honest fear that after 2 or 3 days she will slash my tires, try to kill me, try to kill herself or just show up act like nothing is wrong and refuse to leave.
Any ideas?