"Just Keep Me Guessing, Please"
It's 10:15 am and I'm wide awake. This sucks! Not really. But sorta kinda. These last few days have been weird and left me all confused. Sunday night I officially joined the Ass Hole Club despite turning down repeated membership attempts for some time. I know its wrong, but it felt good. I think Satan put it best when she said "all we want is for some one to love us and fuck us." Speaking of Satan, she has become my new favorite person to talk to. Apparently, cool girls don't like being offered hot chocolate. Stacey, talk to ***** for me. I'll give you $5 to give to her, then give you $5 for helping me out. Whaddaya say?