Why must Rick Bayless ruin everything I love? Mexican cuisine. Chicago. PBS. Top Chef. Zooey Deschanel. Which reminds me, I need to buy Gigantic on DVD so that I can see Zooey Deschanel's boobs on my big TV whenever I want. Seriously though, Rick Bayless is an ubercunt. Or an über-douchecuntbag. And he needs to shave.
My t-shirt is awesome. Suck it, Bradley.