Pros: Keep you company; amusing; cuddly; good conversation starters (about them, naturally, although Wellie'd definitely have conversations with me if she could talk); fun; a chance to nurture another living thing.
Cons: Make messes; responsible for them 24/7; damage things if not properly trained; constant dependents that you must think of before making huge, life-altering decisions - like children, only furry.
Why? Are you thinking about getting a pet?
Secondarily, I believe that is April Fools Day, isn't it?
Yes I am. Something small. Something not a cat. Something.
RE; SECONDARILY; Please see above. I think many older gents would agree with the following mathematical formula: Viagra approved by the FDA > April Fool's Day
A hamster? A guinea pig? Certainly not a mouse, right? That would be like Goofy owning a dog. ...No offense.
How would one celebrate Viagra Day? I mean someone MY age, who does not need said pills? April Fools Day is fun for everyone and age-neutral. Think about it.
Pros: Keep you company; amusing; cuddly; good conversation starters (about them, naturally, although Wellie'd definitely have conversations with me if she could talk); fun; a chance to nurture another living thing.
Cons: Make messes; responsible for them 24/7; damage things if not properly trained; constant dependents that you must think of before making huge, life-altering decisions - like children, only furry.
Why? Are you thinking about getting a pet?
Secondarily, I believe that is April Fools Day, isn't it?
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Yes I am. Something small. Something not a cat. Something.
RE; SECONDARILY; Please see above. I think many older gents would agree with the following mathematical formula:
Viagra approved by the FDA > April Fool's Day
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Do they? Deja vu?
A hamster? A guinea pig? Certainly not a mouse, right? That would be like Goofy owning a dog. ...No offense.
How would one celebrate Viagra Day? I mean someone MY age, who does not need said pills? April Fools Day is fun for everyone and age-neutral. Think about it.
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I feel as if a rodent is the logical solution, but I don't think I could handle it. I would keep putting it in a teapot.
VIRILE OR NOT, YOU SHOULD CELEBRATE. SOMEDAY, IT MAY SAVE YOU. I am looking for an excuse to decorate.
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