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Had a little party today with my Dad's side of the family. They started drinking and eventually I was gettin handed beers left and right. Christ (Dad's girlfriend's son)woops not Christ just Chris. Well he has an electric scooter and i was like damn yo that looks fun so he's like Kevin's got one too. And i was like hellz yea. Turns out Kevins gone away for a little while and his back door is open. So we went and jacked his scooter and took a little drunken cruise around town. This is like 2:30 in the afternoon. We went to this fireworks store that's pretty close to their house and since m80s are illegal in CT the lady showed us this little Spinning Dragon thing that you can tear apart and find a little fuse that basically makes it an m80. Bought like 30 of those. Drenched a beer can in bug spray stuck it in there lit the fuse and ran like hell. Surprisingly, that got boring. Chris and Alex knew this place where these pot-heads hang out out in the woods, so we headed out there. On the way we found this trashy-ass beat up car just sitting out in the woods. We found the biggest rocks we could and hucked them through the windows all that fun shit. Got tired of that and went to the little hangout place the pot-heads use. There was couches and plastic chairs and shit and tiki torches full of karosine or however you spell it. I guess Chris decided he hated the kids and started tippin chairs and shit over. It eventually turned into us throwing all the shit into a giant pile of furniture wood and some other shit just layin around. I had the brilliant idea of melting the legs of the chair so when they sat on them they fell over...which we thought was pretty lame after we melted the legs a little so we threw them on the pile too. Stuff got boring and we had all this karosine or however you spell it, so we drench the couch in that shit and started throwing m80s at it. That didn't catch it so i ended up having to just use the lighter to burn the couch. It started off small, but we're retarded and started shoveling dry leaves and shit on it. That really got that badboy goin. That thing got out of hand it fuckin towered over me, black smoke pooring into the air. I was probably honestly a third of the size of the fire and i'm 5'7" Once our retarded asses realized we were fucked if we stuck around we ran the entire way out of the woods and walked back home like nothing happened. Behind us we couold see the giant black smoke trail coming out from the woods. Everyone at our party was too drunk to even realize it, but we heard all these fire dispatches on Alex's little police radio thing. It should be funny when that kid goes to hang out do the weed thing and all his shit is torched, but I can't help but think this is gonna come back at me. It was impossible for nobody to notice. So, underage drinking, breaking and entering, petty theft scooter, illegal m80s, destruction of private property, arson arsen who knows how to spell it. That's probably a few fellonys but what are you gonna do. See you when i seo ya.