I found out I'm an Infernokrusher!
David Moles and Ben Rosenbaum were at my Wiscon reading. I read a story about a woman who, everywhere she looks, things burst into flames. And she likes it. So they invited me to be an Infernokrusher!
From Boing Boing:
http://www.boingboing.net/2005/06/01/gag_sf_literary_move.html My Infernokrusher moniker is Krushermuther. I figured since we were making up everything else, I'd get to make up a cool nickname. Now I want a flamethrower.