Shhhh! I am secretly obsessed with this whole "Lonelygirl15" internet phenomenon. Recently, they've been focusing on this whole creepy "Hymn of One" religion-that-is-actually-a-front-for-a-secret-dark-society. They put out this hypnotic video to entice new members to "audition." You had to fill out a questionnaire with multiple choice questions and some short answers. I stole the answers from a website so I got a high score, but I worked hard on my answers, so maybe I'll get an email from these dudes. Sweet, I could totally be an internet phenomenon.