Suicide is supposed to be a unilateral act
You know what I hate aside from baggage check? Walking smokers. People smoking while walking. Every time I walk before one, I stopped breathing and imagine myself as the the foul-tempered Queen of Hearts, shouting "off with their heads" and unfeignedly wishing from the bottom of my healthy heart for the Clubs to magically appear and rip their heads off. Of course, I don't personally loathe them. Smoke all you want, I couldn't care less. But never in front of me, adjacent me or anywhere near me. I value my life and I plan to live long enough to fulfill my dreams. So if I get diagnosed with lung cancer, I'm going to sue every inconsiderate smoker for homicide. I wish. Sigh I'm this close to living in a cave.