"Hey, it's me. The whole thing we talked about the other day? I just want what's best for you, whatever that is and I'll totally support whatever you want to do. Please come by and see me so we can talk. I'm in 319 and I'd really like to see you."
Phone Hijinxs!decoder_ringsJanuary 18 2009, 17:49:09 UTC
Yeah, this was supposed to go to Chuck. Hannibal wasn't going to be able to look at Ender straight for awhile.
"You know, I've been thinking, since you seemed to like it so much, how about you leave your door unlocked, I'll bring some ties and we'll see which is more gentle on your oh so delicate wrists, ties or scarf. Of course, I doubt you'll be caring about your wrists while I'm doing what I'm planning on doing. Maybe you'll even call me sir."
Crazy PhonemorpherboyJanuary 18 2009, 18:10:44 UTC
"Hi, I'd like to order a medium, thick-crust pizza with extra cheese and pepperoni. Usually room. Thanks." All the boy wanted was a pizza and his video games.
"Okay, that's just sick. Don't you have a girlfriend? I'm...really not interested in you like that, and what's more, you should be ashamed. You should be ashamed for your misuse of apples! They were never meant to be used...like that! Ew! Ew, I can't even look at apples anymore. They look dirty now!"
Amber was giggling. "I don't want your hand down my pants!" A beat. "I don't think there was a first time either. Were we drunk? Wait! No! There was no gropage! Did Chuck put you up to this? It's kind of hilarious!" She was cackling when she hung up.
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"You know, I've been thinking, since you seemed to like it so much, how about you leave your door unlocked, I'll bring some ties and we'll see which is more gentle on your oh so delicate wrists, ties or scarf. Of course, I doubt you'll be caring about your wrists while I'm doing what I'm planning on doing. Maybe you'll even call me sir."
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"Okay, that's just sick. Don't you have a girlfriend? I'm...really not interested in you like that, and what's more, you should be ashamed. You should be ashamed for your misuse of apples! They were never meant to be used...like that! Ew! Ew, I can't even look at apples anymore. They look dirty now!"
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Amber was giggling. "I don't want your hand down my pants!" A beat. "I don't think there was a first time either. Were we drunk? Wait! No! There was no gropage! Did Chuck put you up to this? It's kind of hilarious!" She was cackling when she hung up.
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