Girl: "Is he gay or just Scottish?"
Guy: "Scottish."
--29th & 7th, overheard by: Mike Chmiel Woman: "Hey, that looks like my metallic vagina sculpture!"
--Karkula, Gansevoort St, overheard by: stampy Mom: "You see? You almost hit that nice lady. Then she would have sued you and took all your PlayStation games."
--N 12th & Bedford, Williamsburg, overheard by: sonibug13 Little girl on bathroom line: "Mommy, let's go in that one."
- She points to the men's room -
Mother: "No honey, that one is for boys. You can't go in there until you're 25 and at a bar and you really have to go."
--Panorama, 85th and 2nd