Overheard in New York
Old man to dog: "You ain't never goin' to heaven if you keep pullin' this sh*t!"
After noticing other people listening: "Well someone's gotta say something!"
--Thompkins Square Park dog run
American man: "So you're a tourist from Great Britain?"
British man: "Yes, I am."
American man: "Where did you learn to speak English?"
British man: "We spawned the language, you know."
American man: "No. . . that was the English."
--Statue of Liberty crown
After noticing other people listening: "Well someone's gotta say something!"
--Thompkins Square Park dog run
American man: "So you're a tourist from Great Britain?"
British man: "Yes, I am."
American man: "Where did you learn to speak English?"
British man: "We spawned the language, you know."
American man: "No. . . that was the English."
--Statue of Liberty crown