HOLY SHIT IT'S A GODDAMN MEME
And this one is brought to you by gratuitous profanity!
You are Harry fucking Potter. Go to your profile, take your flist to http://random.org/lists and randomise the shit out of them. Yeah, I spelled that with an s. Like a goddamn boss.
1st two people are your lovable sidekicks: OH SHIT IT'S lauren_proteau AND lillietigre
3rd person is your Slytherin enemy: FUCKING magical_panda (okay, perhaps that choice of words was... inauspicious)
4th person is the Dark Lord: FUCK FUCK FUCK IT'S marinaargentum7
5th person is a follower of the Dark Lord: BUGGER ALL(E), IT'S earenwe
6th person is your white-bearded mentor: I WOULDN'T FUCKING TRUST THIS DUDE, IT'S FUCKING alias_hayduke
7th person is your owl: ...I DON'T EVEN HAVE A GODDAMN WORD FOR THIS, BUT IT'S muffinsquire
8th person is your lovable elf: OH FUCK NO, NO WAY IN HELL IS rathyl GETTING THIS POSITION
...I really don't know. It's kinda late, in my defense. Also, I'm sorry? This is more strange than anything. Gratuitous profanity added by yours truly (bitches).
You are Harry fucking Potter. Go to your profile, take your flist to http://random.org/lists and randomise the shit out of them. Yeah, I spelled that with an s. Like a goddamn boss.
1st two people are your lovable sidekicks: OH SHIT IT'S lauren_proteau AND lillietigre
3rd person is your Slytherin enemy: FUCKING magical_panda (okay, perhaps that choice of words was... inauspicious)
4th person is the Dark Lord: FUCK FUCK FUCK IT'S marinaargentum7
5th person is a follower of the Dark Lord: BUGGER ALL(E), IT'S earenwe
6th person is your white-bearded mentor: I WOULDN'T FUCKING TRUST THIS DUDE, IT'S FUCKING alias_hayduke
7th person is your owl: ...I DON'T EVEN HAVE A GODDAMN WORD FOR THIS, BUT IT'S muffinsquire
8th person is your lovable elf: OH FUCK NO, NO WAY IN HELL IS rathyl GETTING THIS POSITION
...I really don't know. It's kinda late, in my defense. Also, I'm sorry? This is more strange than anything. Gratuitous profanity added by yours truly (bitches).