Meme and EPIC THING
1. How would you snare a runaway goose you're chasing?
With the vine that creeps around my wrist, each spreading leaf of which is an earth and each blooming flower of which is a star.
2. Do you sometimes run your fingertips along walls when you're walking down hallways on your own?
I doooooo but I never see anyone else doing this so it feels rather strange. I also run my fingers along brick walls and especially through running water. And creepers (like vines, not like dudes in trench coats with thin mustaches and thick glasses) and plants and chain-link fences and all sorts of things. I love the way things feel.
3. Are taxidermy animals wrong or right?
Presumably neither, since they are usually dead and therefore cannot express views. They kind of creep me out, though, not gonna lie.
4. What walks sideways like a crab that isn't a crab?
People practicing the German style of longsword combat prevalent in the late medieval period. Though I guess that's mostly circling.
5. Do you hate happy people when you're not?
Only if they insist on shoving their happiness down your throat like a version of Ron Jeremy (fully ambulatory, of course) made entirely out of sugar cubes.
6. What would your dream kite look like?
An entirely new world that is nothing like ours and is perfect in every detail that I could fly from the roof of a building.
7. Ever lied to yourself?
Almost certainly, but I can't cite a specific example.
8. Fast for a day. Now you're done, what do you order from Mcdonalds?
Fuck McDonalds. I would feast on cheese and fruit and motherfucking hummus. If I had to go for McDonalds, it would probably be like... a double quarter pounder or something.
9. Draw on yourself. What have you drawn?
...An angry fish!
10. If you were a body system, which would you be and why?
Probably the nervous system. I'm kinda freaking out about an essay over here. (apologies for the pun [that is a lie I am not actually sorry {stop nesting brackets you cocksucker} sorry, I'll stop now {no you won't} touche])
11. What sorts of people do you make assumptions about? (don't say none - that's a lie)
Everyone. Without exception and without fail.
12. Does your underarm deodorant work?
For the most part, yes, though it doesn't stick around as long as I'd like.
13. An old man falls down in a crowd. Do you go and help him or wait for someone else to?
I would probably hesitate and then move to help him. If someone else gets there first, I don't have to.
14. Do you have one little hair that wants to grow out of your face?
I have a whole bunch of hair growing out of my face. IT'S CALLED A BEARD OH SHIT.
15. How do batteries work?
...and this would be why I'm in Arts.
16. Has a plate ever been thrown at you?
Not a ceramic one. Paper, yes.
17. Do you want to live in "The Secret Garden" mansion?
Never read that book. Like the band, though, so sure?
18. Is Russell Brand a genius?
Don't know, don't recognize the name.
19. Would you sweep up autumn leaves for money?
Helllllllll yeah.
20. Do your ballet flats smell?
If I had some I would bet they would, but being as I do not I would be rather perplexed if they did.
IT'S MOTHERFUCKING GOODNIGHT DUNE
Got one last paper to do, due on Friday. I've been doing these bastards in like... four days each or so. It's a really bad habit.
...is it weird if I want to be exhausted?