The Cosmea Legacy 1.8
Previously on the vampire diaries: Heir polls were won, trips to the past were made and new homes were built.
Let's start off with some Sam, who obviously loves the new trampoline.
Sam: I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NAO.
Let's ignore the part where it looks like i Photoshopped Sam onto a flower-filled background
At this point I re-installed seasons and was just so happy once it started to rain :3
Ambrose: I don't like this weather. Turn it off.
Your daily dose of Ambrose sassy-ness.
Ambrose: OMIGAWD. YOU'RE THE LEAD GUITARIST FROM PLUMBBOBS AND ROSES RIGHT?!
Guy: Uhh... maybe.
Ambrose: Can I please please PUH-LEASE have your autograph? PLEASE???
Guy: I said maybe.
Flavian refuses to use his desk in his hideously green room.
Flavian: I think that doing homework on the floor helps me understand it better. You feel me?
No. Sorry. I don't 'feel you'.
Flavian: You know what? FINE. I didn't want your opinion anyway.
I'll just let you imagine what I said to him. >;)
Athena was also having a hard time doing her homework.
Ambrose was giving her brain some well needed exercise.
Sam: NO CRYING ON MY LAWN, KID.
Sam: I love the smell of dirty dishes in the morning. :3
So yeah, Sam is still a slob.
I sent Sam and Arty to the fall festival as like a date or something. Idek.
Sam: I'M SO READY.
This guy looked particularly unhappy/terrified.
All of a sudden this woman stopped eating and was like; "I'm done bitchez" and I was like "NU-UH YOU HO YOU DIDN'T EVEN EAT THE WHOLE GODDAMNED PIE."
But then she started cringing in pain and I was just like; 'Oh.'
Dr. Arty to the rescue! That guy looks very un-impressed.
Guy: I've seen this like a million times on TV.
Woman: Wat r u doing
Arty: Brainwashing you. wait wut
While Arty was busy harassing people, Sam was doing the apple-bobbing-thing.
Sam: I'M DROWNING.
Next stop: Food.
Sam: Hi! You wouldn't happen to have deep-fried peanut-butter would you?
Sam: *grins*
Woman: We no have deep-fried peanut-butter.
Sam: Wait... what? No deep-fried peanut-butter?
Sam: B-but that's my favorite :(
Dwayne: Your mom is a time-traveler?
Ambrose: Yup.
Dwayne: That's-
Dwayne: -TOTALLY RADICAL.
Athena was busy writing a love letter to Robert.
Athena: My heart is as complex as a logarithm, but my love for you is as simple as.. hmm.. what rhymes with logarithm..?
Athena: AHA! ... but my love for you is a simple as a shmoglarithm.
Flavian on the other hand was trying to win back Corina's heart after cheating on her.
Flavian: Do you forgive me yet?
Flavian: How 'bout now?
Flavian: Now?
Ambrose: He's so pathetic! LOLOLOLOL
Sam: I don't like the weather :(
DON'T CARE.
Anyways, it was time for Flavian to have his birthday. And of course he looked like a psychopath while cheering himself on.
Flavian: I see dead people.
Sam was of course laughing the whole time.
Sam: AHAHAHA! HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO PAY TAXES AND STUFF! LOL.
Flavian: Taxes? WHAT?!
Flavian: Hellooooooo ladies.
Hi.
Flavian: So mom, I was thinking I don't want to move out just yet. But right after I get Corina to fall back in love with me I might move out into a house of my own..
Sam: As an adult still living with your parents I think you'll have to take some responsibility over the housework..
Flavian: Housework..?
Flavian: Mother fuckin' housework *grumble grumble*
It didn't take long before he dropped the rake and went to play in the puddles.
Flavian: Wheeeeeeeeee!
I wanted to throw a costume party, so I made Sam and Flavian make decorations.
This family has problems.
Robert: Hi Athena. :3
Athena: Hey.
Athena: *does 'the move'*
Look at Flavian in the background..
Flavian: What it going on over there?
FLAVIAN STOP STARING.
Athena and Robert were making out, Ambrose and Dwayne were talking and Flavian was asking Corina for forgiveness, what a party.
Guy: THIS PARTY SUCKS.
SHUT UP.
Flavian: Corina please forgive me. I was young and stupid, I only love you.
Corina: Okeii.
Guy: BOO. YOU WHORE.
LEAVE.
Gettin' it.
Arty came back to see Dwayne wearing the same costume, and Athena making out with some guy he's never seen before in his life.
Arty: WHAT'S HAPPENING.
Ambrose: Love is so stupid, it makes you weak.
Ambrose: I'll never fall in love.
Ambrose: Goddammit. I think I'm in love.
The next day Corina came over and her and Flavian made it ~official.
<3
FLAVIAN. STOP FLIRTING WITH THE READERS. YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NOW.
Flavian: Actually, Corina I wanted to ask you something..
Flavian: You is gonna luv it.
Flavian: How 'bout a hug?
Flavian: Please don't choke me
Ceeeelebrate good times come on!
*jams out to music*
So my simself had a kid named Rudolfo.
And apparently she became a top chef. Go me.
This next segment is something I like to call; Twins in love.
Athena: Roses are red..
Ambrose: U iz hawt..
Athena: So maybe we could go for dinner sometime?
Ambrose: Yeah my parents will be gone tonight, we could have a good time under my bedsheets if you get the gist.. ;)
Athena: Yeah hold on Robert, I'm leaving the kitchen, Ambrose is making me want to puke.
Ambrose: My sister is such a prude..LOL.
I'll end it here with Arty and Sam about to go 'have a good time under the bedsheets' ;D
Thanks for reading <3