The Cosmea Legacy 1.0
*Lots of swearing up ahead.*
Simself: "Hello everyone, my name is Maud, better known as Mauderooney. Before we start this new legacy, I would like to give you all some sort of explanation as to why I have been absent from the sims3 community for half a year..."
Simself: "...The main reason has been my cheap laptop. I no longer found playing the sims3 enjoyable with constant lag. So in late January I decided to uninstall all my sims3 games and not save anything. I thought I would be done playing the sims3 forever."
Simself: "However, that is not the case as you all can clearly see. Yesterday I installed The sims3 and the sims3 ambitions along with some CAS CC, and am now ready to start anew. With that being said..."
Simself: "...after the Greens, the Crumpets, the Fancys, the Zippers and the Fitzgeralds, I would now like to present The Cosmea Legacy!"
Simself: "But before we jump right into things, I think introductions are in order. Here she is your lovely founder; Samantha (better known as Sam) Cosmea!"
Sam: "YOU THERE. You trapped me in this cage! YOU KNOW I CAN'T HOP FENCES. GET ME OUT OF HERE YOU LITTLE BITCH.
Simself: "Oh my, watch your language, we don't want this to be PG-13."
Sam: "Don't tell me what to do, you red-haired skank."
Sam: "Now I demand that you get me out of here OR SO HELP ME I WILL KILL YOU WITH A POTATO AND SKIN YOU LIKE ONE TOO."
Simself: "Yes well, as you can see I've created quite the charmer aye...?"
Simself: "But anyway, enough introductions, let's go in game yes?"
*starts up old computer*
Sam: "HEY YOU RED-HAIRED BITCH. WHAT R U DOING WITH THAT COMPUTER?!"
Sam: "TURN IT OFF AND LET ME GO."
Sam: "LET ME GO I SAID. Fine. Ignore me. When I get free you will pay for this."
Sam: "I can't even stand to look at your ugly face right now."
Simself: "Pshh, someone needs to shit this bitch up."
Simself: "ADIOS BITCHACHOS!"
Sam: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN ADIOS, I CAN'T FUCKING GO ANYWHERE. Wait, w-wh-"
Que Lawn phase:
Sam: Haha, finally, that tramp is gone.
Okay everyone, this is Samantha Cosmea, founder of the Cosmea legacy.
Eccentric
Hot-headed
Innapropriate
No sense of humor
slob
Wants to be a chess legend
Quite a character this one aye?
The family trait will be innapropriate.
Okay now to lay down the rules-
Sam: Rules? What rules?
*Explains whole legacy thing*
Sam: Well, sounds good, as long as we don't run into that bitch again.
This is the house I built for her. Oh she lives in Twinbrook BTW, thats the only reason why I installed ambitions. I LURV TWINBROOK.
~House hut tour
/end tour
After building her house she only had $41 left.
The first thing Sam did as a new house hut owner was fart. -.-
Sam: Let it rip!
You're mighty proud of yourself aren't ya..?
Sam: Pheeew, that's a stinker!
And yes that is my simself who lives across the street, thanks for noticing.
She then promptly got excited about the washing machine.
Since it was already late in the evening, I had her go to the park and play a round of chess....with herself.
Sam: Goddammit, the bastard made a smart move..
~Chess face spam:
/end spam
For her first meal I had her grill up some hot dogs, so I didn't have to worry about her house setting on fire.
Sam: Aww come on! My hot dogs!
Sam: I'm sorry I let you down, dogs. :C
Sam: Im so hungryyyy! I have no eatable fooooood!
Sam: Well, no sense in wasting a perfectly good burned hot dog.
Sam: OMNOMNOM
She actually didn't get a bad moodlet after eating it. Oh slob sims <3
THE HAMPER IS RIGHT THERE.
OH SLOB SIMS. < / 3
I have a slight obsession with sims that cook. Especially in their pajamas, so cuteee.
DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY. I THINK IT'S CUTE.
Omg babe. Congrats on your face. <3
... still beautiful amirite? :D
Sam: Why. Can't. I. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK?!
Calm down geez.
Hot-headed sims ftw. YEAH.
Since she only had $41, she couldn't pay her bills and she had no income, I thought it would be a good idea to get her a job in the science career, just until she has enough money for a work bench.
Sam: I don't even know anything about science.
I then sent her over to the junk yard to collect some scrap, but she just sat in an old chair. Like, why? Idk.
That's better bb.
Sam: OMG I'M SO LONELY. How bout' some Mc Lovin'...?
Sam: Why are you resisting? It's just a little smooch!
StylishGranny: Umm nope.
Sam: Well alright then, but I don't think you'll get another chance with young blood like me. The next person you'll have sex with is the rotting corpse of your dead husband.
Sam literally tries to make-out with with everyone she meets. Inappropriate sure is a great trait..
This picture is to show that she finally had enough money to pay the bills! :D
Getting free food at the community gardens.
THUG LYFE.
I thoroughly enjoyed this mans facial expressions.
But he did not enjoy Sam's jokes.
BaldingDude Boo. You whore.
Nothing really happened the next couple of days. Y'know just earning small amounts of money and skilling.
LEGACY LYFE.
I saw an opportunity. And I took it. Along with $1000. YEAH BUDDY.
By winning the eating contest Sam finally had enough money for a work bench!
Lol laundry.
The poor girl almost fell asleep :C
Before she went to bed, I had her call her boss.
Sam: I QUIT BITCH.
Yep.
In the 6 sim days that Sam had been alive, she hadn't cleaned a single thing. So it was cleaning day.
Yeah so this legacy is already boring sorry.
PostmanPat: THIS MAIL AGITATES ME.
PostmanPat AND STAY DOWN.
Twinbrook, a town where mailmen rage.
Sam: Pshhh laundry.
Sam: Fucking laundry.
Sam invited her first ranked chess player over, and it so happened to be the lady from the junkyard.
Sam: God fucking dammit. I lost. On my own chess board. NO.
She invents like a baws.
Orrr not.
Sam: Hey look I invented something!
Honey, Newton balls have already been invented.
This is where I run out of pictures. Thanks for reading! I hope it wasn't too boring. C: