The Zipper Legacy 2.3
*Swearing, sim!nudity, sexy tiems, you know the drill*
Last Time The Zippers moved, Rhonda wanted grandchildren, Rhonda completed her LTW, and Shiloh popped :3
* Note: For some reason the pictures in the last update won't show up anymore, I'm trying to fix it D: *
Okay now, Lets begin shall we?
Shiloh Hey you, yeah you! You know Rhonda Zipper, the Legacy founder? Yeah, well, she's my mother.
Shiloh So, if you ever want to meet her, you know where to find me..
Betty Look lady, I don't mean to burst your bubble and what not, but I have no idea who your talking about..
Shiloh What?! How do you not know about Rhonda Zipper?! Do you live in a hole?!
Shiloh You make me very angry.
Shiloh Oh would you mind if I took a picture? My moms a huge fan. :3
Betty Bitch.
Back at home Nemo was cooking up a storm... of smoke. -_-
Nemo Can't Rhonda cook? She's a level 10 at cooking!
No, Rhonda is busy,
Veeeeery busy..
Rhonda Hey! Wth?! The computer stopped working!
Oh yeah, that would be the new 'no computer games after 1:15am' gadget. Very effective.
Rhonda NOOOOO!
Nemo did finally get the job done. I'm proud of you baby :,)
Nemo Yeah, you better be, I had to buy three new shirts because they kept catching on fire. >:(
Meanwhile in town;
Rhonda hehe
Shilloh Mooooom!
Rhonda Oh yeah, sorry; OH DEAR GOD WHAT DO I DO?!
Shiloh A little late there, mom.
Shiloh didn't want to take Rhonda in her car, she had to take a taxi..
Nemo Oh hey honey, guess what? I figrured out how to tie my shoes! :D
Shiloh Thats great honey, but baaaaabyyy!
Nemo Ohcrapohcrapohcrap whats happeninggggg?!
Nemo I DONT UNDERSTAND?!
She's having a baby..
Nemo She was pregnant? *gasp* Maybe we should go to the hospital or something..
Let's interrupt this dramatic moment with some Noodle :3
Noodle Food?
Let's all say hello to November!
She rolled Loner and virtuoso. :3
At this point, I realized that the name November was also used in the LaForce Legacy as well as Shiloh, this is a total 'Doh!' moment -_-
Rhonda Finally some new blood! Bout' time!
She likes being a grandma :3
Since Shiloh wasn't pregnant anymore, I gave her a makeover. Now she is 100% MILF.
She doesn't look very motherly though..
But really, this is ADORABLE. <3
Shiloh Okay Nemo, I know that the whole stink rays of luuuv is a tradition in this family, but after we finish, please take a shower!
Shiloh I can't believe I have to woohoo with this guy!
Well, he makes cute babies, so deal with it.
Nemo So I was thinking, maybe we could woohoo in the bathtub, then I wouldn't need to bathe afterwards!
Shiloh That's not original enough! Maybe in the garden shed or something..
Is a bed not good enough?!
Noodle started howling in the middle of the night.. >:(
But it turned out to be his birthday, so I forgave him :3
He looks exactly the same, just a little grey around the eyes.
Last chapter, I was talking about a surprise, and that surprise would be a cat, but not just any cat;
NYAN CAT!
(He's on the exchange for anyone thats interested, I did not create him)
I like dogs, but I admit that I will forever be a cat lady. :3
Don't be surprised if I spam you this chapter..
Yesssssssss
This made me sad. Especially since my family IRL just got a puppy..
These two got along though :) Unlike my puppy and cats :S
Rhonda You know you want me ;)
We all know it.
Since I love Rhonda, but I don't know what to to do with her yet, I let her buy the age freeze potion. She is going to live foreveeer :D
Rhonda Cheers mate!
Rhonda Tastes like, like...strawberries?
She was still a BAMF after drinking the potion, so it's alright :3
Rhonda I smell babies...
Shiloh Oh crap, I think she knows that I'm pregnant.. 0.o
Yes indeed, Shiloh is pregnant.
This is just... idek.
Woody and Rhonda are still biffels.
This is just... in here.
Shiloh Is this what my life is going to be like from now on? Being pregnant and changing diapers?
Yep. Basically.
Shiloh Thats fine :3
Oh good. I thought that you were going to protest.
Da baby got skillz.
I would like you all to meet Lester and Micha. They like plants.
Nemo So, we're having another one are we?
Shiloh Looks like it doesn't it?
Nemo Thanks for telling me this time. :)
Shiloh No problem babe.
This is how I clean my kitchen.
Shiloh Is it time?
Nemo *stands up* It is time.
This here, is Jupiter.
He rolled heavy sleeper and something else ><
The kids look exactly the same. Give me some variation!
I had finally gotten everyone in bed when I heard the TV go on. At first I was all 'Goddamnit Rhonda go to sleep!' but then it turned out to be Micha.
Shiloh Let's make it three.
Nemo Sounds good.
Another pointless picture for you all.
Idk, but Jupiter might have gotten the evil trait... maybe.
Whenever Shiloh gets some free time, she goes and sits in the lawn chair. Lazy bum.
Rhonda What is that?
That is Mips, your new kitten :3
Rhonda Hello Mips! Your just adroable arn't you!
Yes everyone, this is Mips, she and Nyan will start their own little legacy :3
Nyan Wut.
Mips I is teh kitteh.
Yeees my pretties, get comfortable, get veeeery comfortable. >:)
I got bored and gave the papperazzo a make-over. Just thought you should know.
November Boat!
Yes boat!
Jupiter Moooomyyy! I'm lonleeeey!
This was just, omigosh so cute <3
le pop!
Each chapter must have a picture of Rhonda just sitting on the couch. You're welcome.
Mips I rip teh newpaper :3
Congratz. -_-
And it's her birfday ;)
Shazaam!
Mips Oh hai Nyan, I had a bithday!
Nyan Wut.
Nyan I need to bang her. Now.
She is pretty adorable, I admit.
REJECTED.
And then; NOT REJECTED.
Le pets. <3
Now, for this next picture, please enter porno music to you liking;
uh-huh.
This picture is here to tell you that Shiloh is pregnant again. OH YEAH.
Nyan Hey baby, you up for a round two?
Mips *ignores*
Shiloh you know what they say about teaching an old dog new tricks..
Shiloh Shut up you.
Shiloh See? It worked! :D
I stand corrected.
Nyan came inside with a... tail hanging out of his mouth?
Oh well great, thanks Nyan.
Thanks for reading! <3