The Zipper Legacy 1.5
*Warning More swearing than usual*
Hello freinds! *waves awkwardly* are you ready for some more Zipper-y good-ness?
Last time: Shiloh had an awkward realtionship with Nemo, Julian aged into a teenager, Herman, the dog was introduced to the family,and Pearl aged up and talked to her fiance, Monica about sperm donors.
Herman is too lazy to walk outside to take a piss, nope. He just likes to cause trouble and be a bitch. ( I found out later that Herman was a girl XD. so now that joke makes sence omglol.)
Rhonda Herman! You filthy mut! You pissed all over the floor!
Rhonda Your a bad dog!
Rhonda And don't think that I'm cleaning this mess up!
Rhonda Yeah, thats right, drink your pee up.
Herman forgave and forgot about Rhonda punishing her, but mostly she forgot about it, obviously.
Pearl Oh noes! It's graduation day! What if I didn't get good grades! What if the teacher skips my name! :O
Pearl But-but... what if I didn't.... pass.
Pearl Then we kill 'em!
No.
Pearl Hello Miss Taxi driver, I'm graduating, oh and BTW, your wearing my moms hair, I'm sure she would appriciate it if you gave it back.
Pearl Aw hell yeah bitches! Valedictorian!
Here, have a celebratory booty dance.
Shiloh Finally Nemo! You asked me to prom! I thought you would never come around.
I was thinking of getting another dog so I sent Shiloh to go on a 'puppy hunt'.
ThesedogsaresofuckingcuteomgI'mdyingsomeoneshootme
*resists hugging computer*
Aaaand then I found their mother, and I was worried that the puppies would look like her....
They all did. FUUUUUUU-
The 'aww' interaction tempted me. Shiloh looks more like a creeper than a person 'aww'ing
Then she went to egg someones house, but she failed.
Shiloh Drat!
She was throwing at this wall, wich the door is behind.
But Shiloh's a fucking bamf, so she was able to throw eggs through the wall and still hit the door.
Shiloh Shit! I gotta run- oOoOOoh! Rocks!
Shiloh *has a short attention-span*
Pearl Mom! Fix the TV, it's been broken for like, forever, but I have the sudden urge to realize that I want to watch TV.
I was taking this picture, when I realized that Gilbert was gone! :O
But no. He was just hiding.
Rhonda fixed the TV. After, what, 2 sim weeks?
Shiloh I don't like this show. Can we watch somthing about seeds? I like seeds.
Arthur Lolno. This is interesting.
Scroll up to see what they are watching XD
TV faces are the best kind of faces.
Herman found another rock. After they analized and sold it, the Zippers had 100,000 to their name. YUSSSSS!
Pearl Rocks are stupid.
Rhonda Mr.Ice-cream truck dirver, wait! I want an ice-cream!
Rhonda Tank you.
Rhonda It's okay Ice-cream, I got you out of that dreadful cold freezer, and now you shall enter my warm acid-filled stomach.
Rhonda *slurp slurp*
Future spouseeeeee!
Prom night!
Nothing exiting happened. Except alll of the stuff that I forgot to write down. Oops.
Rhonda Hey guys, would you mind as to not make out infront of my fucking face? Please and thank you.
Rhonda Aww yuss, cake!
Julian Yaaay! I love burned cake!
Fucking fires.
Nemo *is scarred for life*
Take two.
(old)Nurse *sneak sneak*
Rhonda Bitch move.
(old)Nurse RAAAWR!
Pirate AAHJESUS!
Arthur Yaaaay! Cake!
Rhonda Aww fuck no.
Rhonda *square dances*
Rhonda Ah god! Being old sucks already.
She got the cookie baking-grandchild raving-traditional- grandmother look.
Rhonda Bitch I smell like fucking elder-berries.
Oh and BTW, shes a fucking BAMF.
Shiloh Why did everyone leave? It's my birthday too!
She's a super hero! She got the Dramatic trait, and now she wants to be a superstar actress.
Aww yes.
Shiloh went to get a job as an 'extra'.
Shiloh I-I feel...fffunny.
Alleyoop!
Sweetie, this will not get you any friends.
Billy (Monicas twin brother) came over with his 'sperm donor face' on.
And he went with Pearl to the hospital to inject the 'goodies'.
Shiloh Oh hey Herman! You wanna cuddle?
Nemo You guys have nice walls.
Shiloh Isn't he just the cutest dog you've ever seen?
Shiloh Don't worry babe. Your cute too.
Oh my dog just found a fucking dinosaur.
Rhonda still fixes everthing, event though shes old now. XD
And I leave you here because I suck. :3
Next time Beginning of Gen 2!