The Zipper Legacy 1.3
Today I got a chapter out, huzzah. Also my cat Bob died. :( So I baked cupcakes, and I felt better :)
Last time: Pearl grew up into a child, Shiloh was born, Rhonda got wrinkles, GILBERT THE FISH OMG, Rhonda got pregnant AGAIN, Pearl became a teen, and Arthur became an adult. *catches breath* Lets move it!
Rhonda So Pearl, now that your a young lady you have to learn to fend for yourself and not take bullshit from men, if you ask me feminism is the way to go.
Pearl Moooom, I only just turned 13, stop being so weird.
Sorry Pearl, she can't help being weird, thats how I created her.
Rhonda Hello little baby, if you can hear me in there, kick once... good. Now I'm telling you that you can be whatever you want to be but I would appriciate it if you were a boy. Haveing three girls in the house is enough, so please consider.
These two don't interact much anymore.
Rhonda Night Arthur, I'm not in the mood for woohoo, I'm exhausted.
Arthur I wasn't considering it.
It's kind of sad actually.
Shiloh They forgot to feed me again. :(
Best parents of the year, ya'll.
Rhonda Hello little Shiloh, did we forget to feed you again? I'm sorry I was busy.
Shiloh Bitch don't make excuses.
Pearl Here I am.... at school... fashionably late.
Actually Pearl, everyones still sleeping, it's 6am.
A quick wardrobe change later:
Pearl What do you mean everyones still asleep, now I'm going to look like an idiot standing infront of the school this early.
So Pearl went back home and came back to school at 11am.
I was scanning the neighborhood and I found this snazzy old lady.
Debby Woe is me, for I cannot find a wrinkle cream that truly hides my age creases.
Debby I should sue those mofos.
Rhonda&Arthur Facenom
Shiloh OMIGOD guys, I'm right here.
It was a misty morning in Twinbrook when the locals heard what sounded like a cow being hit by a truck.
It was not a cow, nor was it getting hit by a truck.
That is one snazzy ride. Damn.
This dancing worm is Julian he's clumsy and neurotic.
Arthur Birthing a child is hard work, you know. It's not nothing.
Arthur I think I need a massage. :(
Rhonda I don't know why it's cryiiiing! I've put it on the nice cold floor, is that not enough?!
Try feeding him.
Rhonda Oh man, this shit works! You should be a baby whisperer!
Birfday taem!!
Damn, Pearl is one hot bitch. lol. UNF.
Shiloh :DDDD
That is one happy child.
Annual sparkle butt screen cap.
TA-DA! I don't remember what trait she got... I should quit writing legacys *sigh*
Rhonda This cake is the shit. OMNOMNOMNOM!
Arthur is absent minded if you didn't know.
Moar birfdays!
Julian looks like his mom, he has her droopy eye shape :D Except I wish that one of the girls got the droopy eyes *sigh* oh well.
Shiloh OMIGOD! WE GOT A DRESS-UP BOX! Squee!
Shiloh Beware! For I shall eat all of your childrens! Rawr!
Shiloh Rawr! Mom look out! I'm going to eat you!
Rhonda Thats nice honey, now go do your homework.
Shiloh Aww man. :(
I was scanning the neigbothood again and it turns out that the old lady in blue, had some childrens. Oh lala!
Monica I am hot. Unf.
Pearl Hi, I'm pearl. I'm 15 years old and I like eating scented candles.
Best pickup line evar!
Monica Euhh... thats.. nice?
The loser with the pirate hat is Monicas identical twin IDENTICAL. Let's hope that if Pearl and Monica have childrens, that none of them are boys. *shudder*
Pearl Anyways, you look nice, and I like nice people, so I suggest that you and I become friends, whaddaya say?
Monica Uhm.... I'll think about it..
Pearl YAY! I have a friend!
Monica But-
Pearl - :D
Shiloh *sniff* I miss being a toddler. Free food and no homework, you also have the pleasure of being carried around. Now the only pleasure I have is if I have no homework! *sob* I miss those gool ol' days!
I think someone hit puberty a little early.
I C WUT U DID THAR.
Rhonda How long does it take for a stupid pie to bake? I've been standing here for a whole two minutes!
*beeeep*
Rhonda Aha! It's done! Now it only has to cool and then I can enjoy the pleasure of eating it. :)
Arthur Do I smell an unattended pie? It must be my lucky day!
I guess one pice wasn't enough for Arthur.
Rhonda cleaned his plate for him. This family will never need a dishwasher! Woo!
Arthur Yeeeeah! That pie was gooood!
I love the gen 1 kids. <3
The girls never have time to finish their breakfast, because the school bus comes too early.
Pearl Come on Shiloh! The bus is here! You're still in your pj's hurry up!
Shiloh Well your in your bathing suit so I don't see what the problem is.
Shiloh So. Hungry.
Pearl Don't worry, you get used to starving.
:D
I love this kid.
Shiloh wanted to go party crashing, so she did. :)
Shiloh Euh! This party is gross! I'm leaving.
Shiloh Mom, whats the answer to 7:3?
Rhonda Just write a question mark, they can only hold you back so many times.
Mom of the year ya'll.
This is Crunchy and Teri's son. Ew.
Shiloh Bow down to your queen! For she rules the world!
Please vote for Shiloh in the heir poll, shes my favorite <3
Pearl Mom says that she doesn't have a favorite child, but I know better. She loves me the most, she told me so.
But that was before Shiloh and Julian were born, you were her only child back then.
Pearl Ra ra ra! 'You were her only child back theeeeeen' god. Why do you always have to ruin eveything for me.
Pearl Oh Heeeey! It's nice to see you again!
Monica Oh god, not HER again. Uh, I have to go.
Monica Oh, I see you followed me home.
Pearl Yes. I sure did.
Despite being so different Monica and Pearl got along quite swimmingly.
Dear god. Never shall I use the word 'swimmingly' in a sentece again.
Shiloh came over as well and she felt right at home.
Shiloh GODDAMNIT MARIO! I said turn LEFT, not right! LEFT! RAAEEEG!
While Pearl was roaming around Monicas house, she stumbled apon her room.
Pearl Sweet dear baby Jesus. Never in my life have I seen so much pink.
Shiloh Why don't we have a pool like this?
Shiloh I want to live with these guys.
Pearl So... I was exploring your house, when I found your room. It was very....pink.
Monica Oh pissshaw, thanks! I've devoted my life to the color pink.
Pearl Well...okay then.
Pearl I kind of might just... love you.
Monica AWWWWWW *hugz*
Pearl Ohhh yes, this feels niiice..
Pearl Monica, really. I might love you. I mean, I've never felt like this about anyone, not even the people in my head, and those are some pretty awesome people. But you. You're different, and you don't care and I admire tha-
Monica It's okay Pearl, I love you too.
Pearl Really? That... was unexpected.
<3
Monica This is the best day ever! <3 *sniff*
Shiloh You two sicken me.
Shiloh Don't worry waffles, you are the only love in my life.
Julian OMIGAWD MOM! A doggy! I sawded a doggy!
Julian OH LOOK! A TREE!
Julian This is the best stroller ride ever! *squee*
Arthur Man this show is great. It's so educational yet hilarious.
Pearl Meh, it's okay.
Arthur What do you mean 'it's okay'. You used to love this show. Admit it, you still like it.
Pearl Ugh, daaad.
Arthur Well I don't care, I like this show. It's interesting.
Need I say more?
Shiloh Space cadet Shiloh has landed on mars! She is the first human life form to ever set foot on this mysterious planet.
Family dinner :D
Shiloh This is great guys! Now I get to tell the kids at school that my family is kind of normal!
Rhonda Wut.
Shiloh Guys? Come on guys, this isn't funny. Come back! D:
Shiloh made a friend at school and he invited her over. They should def. get married. Then she could have his house! :D
His dad was just like a grown up child.
Dad AHOY THAR MATEY!
Shiloh Um.. yeah. I'm here to see Nemo.
Shiloh made use of Nemo's treehouse. :3
Shiloh Behold! My kingdom of magic and fairies!
Nemo was actually kkind of adorable.
Nemo Greetings my kind miss. What arth a beautiful princess like yourself doing in a ugly town like this?
Shiloh Greetings my king. I am here for thou hand in marriage.
Match made in heaven right here. <3
Shiloh But seriously, if we're getting married I want a big puffy white dress. And you're ging to wear a tux. The color sheme will be baby blue and cream yellow, and all of the guests will come as fairy princesses!
Nemo Uhm..... I-I'm not ready for commitment yet.
MONEY TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Shiloh was a level 3 in ballet. She showed her moves off to everyone. It was so cute.
Arthur Rhooooondaaa! What are all these people doing here?!
Rhonda It's Shilohs birthday, remember? We've been planning this for months.
Before turning into a teenager, Shiloh wanted to show her mom her ballet moves one more time.
Rhonda Hurry up child. I want cake!
Nemo Damn, thats hot.
Nurse She's pretty good.
Then it was time to blow out the candles. :3
Shiloh Hmmm.. should I wish for a new tutu, or my very own fairy castle? Descisions descisions.
Shiloh Fairy castle it is.
Someones a little anxious for puberty.
Shiloh And?
HBGGSYHHSAIHNAUSGYBADFAJIMDD
Vote for Shiloh. Please. Vote. For. Shiloh.
Nemo aged up as well. LOL. He looks better as an adult, don't worry, I checked.
It was also Julians birthday!
His face is so..... emotionless.
The kids room was starting to get really cramped.
I hope Julian doesn't mind sleeping in a girly room. I gave him dinosaur sheets, hopefully that makes him feel better.
Julian Wow, is that a ballet trophy?
Julian Ballet is a magnificent sport. I want to join ballet!
Rhonda OMG HAHA! I knew that you would be gay! Now your father owes me 20 bucks!
Julian Mom, I'm not gay.
Rhonda Julian wants to join ballet.
Arthur Oh...
Rhonda Now cough up those 20 bucks!
Arthur Fine...
Since Arthur thought that Julian was gay, he decided to have a father to son discussion.
Arthur Since we're the only two men in the house, we have to act manly and not go gay. I will not have my very own son joining ballet! I will not have it! You pay too much attention to your sisters. Why not join soccer? Or boy scouts. Learn to make spears and such, anything but ballet!
Julian Chill dad. Ballet is a very active sport, I'm sure that if I join that I will gain great masses of muscle.
Arthur No.
Julian Shiloh, can I talk to you?
Shiloh Yeah, hold on. Let me just finish having online sex with Nemo.
Julian Dad said that I'm not allowed to join ballet. He says it's 'not manly enough' and that I have to protect my title of 'alph male'...
Julian ...but I don't want to be alpha male! I want to be a ballerina! So I came to you, because your smart and always know what to do.
Shiloh I'm touched.
Shiloh Look Julian, if you want to join ballet, then join ballet.
Shiloh If dad says that thats not maly enough, then I say 'screw dad!' Thats exactly what you need to do. Just say screw it, and do what you want. And plus, mom is on your side because she makes money off of you, so she'll be there for you too. You also have Pearl and me, dad can only control so much when everyone in the house is against him.
Julian Thanks Shiloh, you're the best sister I ever had.
<3
Pearl was haveing problems of her own.
Pearl Stupid mom, making me do quantum physics homework. Hmph.
Pearl I don't even know what quantum physics is?!
Pearl was in art club and brought this painting home. I like it. :3
Rhonda's garden was coming along nicely. She even has a death flower! (behind the flame fruit bush)
Julian needs to stop wandering through the town at night.
*sigh*
I changed the house. It's not bigger or better. It's just easier for me to control the family in.
You like it?
Did anyone forget that Rhonda is grumpy? Well heres a reminder.
And I leave you with this cute picture.
<3