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[mature]

People ask me, "Heather, why are you so jaded and bitter?"

Easy. I'll run across what I think is a parody of the right-wing uber-Christian crazies, but then it dawns on me that it's a real right-wing uber-Christian crazy's site.

Like this blinking abomination. Click at your own risk.

It's fucking depressing is what it is. Now I need kitten

Comments

[janegray]

That's why Poe's Law is so funny: laughing is the only way you can keep from crying.

[braveorstupid]

HAHAAHAHAH

Shit good thing I don't have a front-loading washing machine or I'd really be in trouble

[chierii]

What an eyesore...

[afeldspar]

Out of curiosity, how are you sure that it's real? The more I read, the more I get convinced that it is a parody after all.

Take the reference to FATAL, a game which is a popular punchline in the RPG community but pretty obscure outside it (so obscure that it doesn't have a Wikipedia entry) -- how would CC, the Christian crazy who purportedly run the site, ever hear of FATAL in the first place? How on earth could CC decide to base his own game on FATAL without realizing that FATAL was a roleplaying game, let alone a roleplaying game focused on sex and violence?

I'm willing to be convinced to the contrary, but what I'm seeing has me pretty convinced that this is a parody. I mean, I believe that there are Christian crazies crazy enough that they actually do believe that Donald Duck is "a violent pornographic comic book." But even in that case, I believe they would be aware enough of Disney's general reputation to be aware that they would have to explain what makes Donald Duck comics violent and pornographic, that even an audience