Me: Sorry I'm so distracted. I'm MANFULLY working my way through the Persona 4 Kink Meme.
Miss Zackie: THE ONE-LINERS NEVER STOP HERE. Except when the stove explodes and scares the living daylights out of us.
Miss Zackie: Manfully. I like that.
Me: Especially since the meme's special host the FABULOUS Shadow Kanji.
Me: VERY MANLY
Miss Zackie: MANFULLY TELLS ME YOU'RE GOING THROUGH IT ON ONE TRACK, SEEKING PORN. THE MANLIEST TRAIT
Me: MANFULLY SEEKING OUT THE STORIES INVOLVING TEDDIE AND KANJI.
Me: There's a few, and they're pretty hot. XD
Miss Zackie: Stuff that teddybear!
Me: XDDDDD
I WILL NEVER LOOK AT BUILD A BEAR THE SAME WAY AGAIN.
Me: To be honest at least three quarters of them have Teddie acting as the top.
Me: WHICH IS EVEN BETTER.
Miss Zackie: I know someone who can't go to the store because she was told something dirty about stuffing the bears.
Me: THE SPARKLING LITTLE TWINKS ALWAYS MAKE THE BEST BIG BAD SEMES.
Me: XD
Me: I CALL THE FILLING STATIONS BEAR GUTS.
Miss Zackie: HEEHEE. IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TEDDIE STUFFS YOU.
Me: SOMEONE WANTS STEPHEN COLBERT/TEDDIE.
Me: HE IS RED, WHITE AND BLUE AFTER ALL.
Miss Zackie: NOW IT'S BEAR SPERM.
Miss Zackie: THAT.
Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Me: OH GOD
Me: CAN'T BREATH.
Me: SPELL
Me: WHATEVER
Miss Zackie: NOW YOU CAN GIGGLE WHEN HELLO KITTY GETS STUFFED.
Me: *SNORT*
Miss Zackie: That's two people I've killed from laughter tonight! Making up for earlier being so damn horrible.
Me: You win several internets.
Miss Zackie: Yay. Like I said, life at my house is a series of perfectly-delivered one-liners.