"I'M 37?!"

[mature]

Yep, it's that time of the year again.

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Birthdays come but once a year.
Marking time as Death draws near.
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
When you've reached this age you know
That the mind is first to go.
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
While you eat your birthday stew,
We will loot the town for you.
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
This one lesson you must learn
First you pillage, then you burn.
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Hear the women wail and weep,
Kill them all, but spare the sheep!
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

I still say nothing will ever top the gift Mags gave me in '02, or the Frog Yaoi that Kama keeps drawing me. X3