Comments | mattzimmer: "How did we make Starburst so unexplainably juicy?"

mattzimmer

"How did we make Starburst so unexplainably juicy?"

Apr 07, 2014 17:43

Because you are actually drinking your own flavored spit, you moron.

Do the marketing geniuses at Starburst REALLY want their customers to take this question to its actual disgusting conclusion?

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stinkingbishop April 9 2014, 10:48:52 UTC

Well, just so long as it's not someone else's flavoured spit...

mattzimmer April 9 2014, 19:58:45 UTC

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

90scartoonman April 27 2014, 23:08:02 UTC

They should do more honest commercials. "See the rainbow, taste the flavored spit!" Cinnamon Toast Crunch would also be a good one since people seem like morons in those commercials.

mattzimmer April 27 2014, 23:53:59 UTC

Can YOU see what makes Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Um, massive head injuries?

90scartoonman June 11 2014, 03:32:51 UTC

Only kids can see it, so...I guess I can't.

mattzimmer June 11 2014, 04:22:34 UTC

I really resent stupid commercials for kids. Why? Well, I can't speak for kids today but back when I was young? We kids hated them with a passion. We made fun of them. We weren't the most fully self-aware children on the planet back in the 1980's (considering our taste in cartoons) by stupid kid commercials are the one thing we all agreed we hated ( ... )

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