Where Does the Milk Go?
So I'm eating a bowl on All Bran...well not a full bowl...half mini-wheats. I pour the milk and it's close to the top of the bowl and I'm thinking "Nice pour there buddy, perfect milk content again." I take two spoonfuls and the milk is near the bottom of the bowl! WTF? I'm crunching on a mini-wheat, when I think to myself, "I deserve better." So you know what I did? I poured more milk. That's right, I poured the hell out of that milk and soaked the cereal...then it got soggy and gross. I can't win! My whole concept of the perfect milk pour was turned on its head and now I sit here sad and disillusioned. Maybe not sad...but certainly confused. From now on, it's just toast for me. Toast and milk.