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[mattthateeguy]

Republicans don't eat pizza, don't vote for them.

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[kupothechocobo]

That's because Republicans eat babies, which are rumored to be much tastier than pizza. You should have known that, after all, the vast majority are Christian (and Catholic to point even more fingers).

Seriously, who would cheese pizza over a marinated piece of pure deliciousness?

[kupothechocobo]

Hehe, I said cheese instead of choose. I am so the man. Unlike you. You should work on that. I expect a report on my desk pronto.