Note: I originally planned to play the entirety of ShinyGold. But it's a remake of Gold, the counterpart to Silver which I've already played too many times. I wanted to do a completely new one (to me), hence this one.
And so He said "Let there be a title screen" and lo!
You again?
Thank you. :)
You told me all this stuff last time...
*skips*
Will you please invest in some glasses?
Honesty's the best policy.
Hahahahah.
My rival is Skell.
YAAAH!
Don't do that!
Lead the way
gwooooaaaahh
oh, good, that was all a video game
I'm an avid reader in this world.
Avid gamer, too.
...
This is it?
What asshole deleted my Sonic R?
This deed shall not go unpunished.
I'll ask my parents first. Maybe they were fucking about on the Internet again.
Whoa.
How did I end up near the doorway?
Uh, dad.
I'm over here, dad.
Looks like the senility is well and truly setting in.
See a doctor.
No, woman, it isn't.
I get the feeling my parents aren't behind this most heinous of affairs.
Oh, it's a NEW REGION is it? Despite that it's taken several MILLION years for the land to actually form. No, it's NEW.
"New from LandCo(C)! The SERAO Region! Trees, grass, sand, rock and everything else you'd expect from quality LandCo(C) products! Order one today!"
He kinda moved to New fucking Zealand, genius.
Wow. Can someone repaint that? I'm having trouble reading it.
That's what Viridian City thought, and look who owned the Gym there.
WHAT
Shut up. Where's Mark?
WHAT DID I JUST SAY
Very specific. Thanks a lot.
cost me. I know, I know.
oh, right
So I hear.
LOL
Mark collects dolls >=D
Probably should check out the lay of the land at some point.
This looks awfully familiar. LandCo(C) is clearly getting lazy.
What the hell is that supposed to mean? Think I can't learn this on my own?
mumble mumble crappy schoolboy thinks he knows me mutter grumble
grr who does he think he FOR FUCK'S SAKE
fiine, I'll visit your dumb school
Paralysis.
PARALYSIS
You forgot to pronounce the apostrophe in "school's". Trust me, school is for people like you.
Me.
You left out an apostrophe too. Go join the other dunce.
k
Right!
...
You filthy woman. Don't ever set foot in my church again.
Right. Guess the perp who fucked up my comp went this way.
oh WHAT NOW
And you are?
OH
sup Mark
But I - well, I guess I'll need an underling to punish that game-deleting twat.
Fiine.
'Bout time.
As much as I appreciate the sentiment, I can handle myself.
... I do it all the time.
... *rimshot*
on second thought you can hold the perp while I hit him
These don't seem like regular starters. I guess since this isn't an official sanctioned "Pokemon Trainers Start Here" place like Oak's Lab is...
You! Yes, you reading this. Comment and tell me who to pick, and what to call it.
TBC