how to convince a girl that she is sexier than you
Begin Transmission - 246
Introduction
mattsterweb: Kit and I talk about our plans to make a country entirely out of flotation devices
tubby108: how is anything normal? or you mean normal as in not long dist?
mattsterweb: and call it "bob"
tubby108: hmmm
mattsterweb: And sing Tripod and quote comedy to each other
tubby108: "i like living on bob, i like exploring bobs cravasses"
tubby108: "i like caving in bob"
mattsterweb: This is all between arguments about which of us is hotter lol
tubby108: "the cows masticate daily on bob
mattsterweb: ... LMAO
mattsterweb: XDD
tubby108: :P
tubby108: you have a pic of her?
mattsterweb: The plastic inflatable cows
tubby108: noot fo rme to look at
mattsterweb: Lol
tubby108: but so i know that you know what she looks like
tubby108: :P
mattsterweb: I have one lol
tubby108: cause arguing whos hotter might jsut fail there...
tubby108: she has a pic of you?
mattsterweb: Yup
tubby108: oh god
mattsterweb: I think you'd agree with me lol
tubby108: which one did you send?
mattsterweb: (that is, I argue she's hotter, she argues I am)
mattsterweb: Hold on
mattsterweb: http://www.youngwriterssociety.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=3585
tubby108: you send it i nthe pm thing?
mattsterweb: Nah it's on my YWS profile
tubby108: oh god
mattsterweb: Lol
mattsterweb: I know, it's a shit pic, but she insists I'm a stud o_0
tubby108: oh god, thank you for this lovely night
mattsterweb: Lmao
tubby108: well your so skinny that all thats left is mucle and bone
tubby108: no fat to hid it
tubby108: :P
mattsterweb: Muscle!?
mattsterweb: XD
mattsterweb: If I've got muscle, it's good at hiding
tubby108: i didnt say that
tubby108: i said mucle
tubby108: :P
mattsterweb: Ohhhh of course lol
mattsterweb: Muscle that consists entirely of mucus
mattsterweb: XD
tubby108: itsw liek muscle, but without the s
tubby108: so its like
tubby108: "ewww wahts that?" points at soemothing
"oh that? thats jsut muscle without the s"
"what? mucle?"
tubby108: "yes"
mattsterweb: XD
tubby108: well you knwo how to stopo teh argument you know?
mattsterweb: Mmm?
tubby108: theres two meathods
Method 1
tubby108: ok
tubby108: you pretend your her, ill pretend im me..i mean you
mattsterweb: Righto
tubby108: you go
tubby108: and ill counter
mattsterweb: Umm
mattsterweb: "You're gorgeous"
tubby108: "NAH UHHH YOU ARE!"
tubby108: wait no
tubby108: lets try again
tubby108: i read that as georgeous...
tubby108: which is compeltely wrong
mattsterweb: ... lmao georgious??
tubby108: :P
mattsterweb: Wth is georgious??
tubby108: see i win the argument :P
tubby108: its like a george
mattsterweb: Lmao
tubby108: but with ous on the end
tubby108: see, battle win 1
mattsterweb: But if I say "nuh-uh, you are" she goes "nuh-uh, you are"
tubby108: then you go wait i READ THAT WRONG
tubby108: even ove rthe phone
mattsterweb: LMAO
mattsterweb: XD
tubby108: i thoguht it said georgeous
tubby108: :P
Method 2
tubby108: ok
tubby108: next attack plan
tubby108: you go again
mattsterweb: ok
mattsterweb: "You're gorgeous"
tubby108: "ok look, obviously this is going no where, but if you hold on for a tick i can get someone thats hotter than me in this room then we both gree on that, wait...can you se him?"
mattsterweb: Lmao!!
tubby108: make some like rufflely noise
tubby108: "ok there, you see? hotness galor"
fake voice: "Sorry sir, did you want fries with that?"
mattsterweb: *deep deep voice* 'ello?
mattsterweb: LMAO
mattsterweb: Like that squeaky-voiced teen on the Simpsons
tubby108: yep\
mattsterweb: "Mr Wesley! It happened again!"
mattsterweb: XD
Method 3
tubby108: ok
tubby108: next tactic, i hope your writting these down
tubby108: ok next one
tubby108: shoot
mattsterweb: They're being logged by MSN, so all good :P
mattsterweb: Ok
mattsterweb: "You're gorgeous"
mattsterweb: I'll probably blog these too XD
tubby108: "wait sorry i didnt hear that, my pants was stuck to my head, did you say georgeous? yes george is quite the ous
tubby108: "
mattsterweb: Lmao
mattsterweb: I could probably just use the pants on my head bit
tubby108: nah
tubby108: she would repete it then
mattsterweb: and it'd put us right onto a different topic
tubby108: oh ok
tubby108: yeah good one
mattsterweb: XP
mattsterweb: XDD
Method 4
tubby108: ok a few more few more, some more serious some more comical
mattsterweb: Ooo lol
tubby108: shoot
mattsterweb: Oh right
mattsterweb: "You're gorgeous"
tubby108: "but you're the only one who can make the harp sound like angelsdecending from the heveans"
tubby108: with correct spelling
tubby108: of course
mattsterweb: Lol good one (Y)
tubby108: "and your hotter than me" :P
tubby108: hahah
Method 5
tubby108: shoot
tubby108: make sure you work that hotter line in after she saids gasp
mattsterweb: "You're gorgeous"
tubby108: "pineapple"
mattsterweb: Gasp?
mattsterweb: LOL PINEAPPLE
mattsterweb: XDD
tubby108: yeah tahts my favourite
mattsterweb: "You're gorgeous"
"I'm hungry"
mattsterweb: XD
tubby108: ol
tubby108: does she really say gorgeous?
mattsterweb: Yup
tubby108: but yeah
tubby108: thats all i have right now
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Introduction
mattsterweb: Kit and I talk about our plans to make a country entirely out of flotation devices
tubby108: how is anything normal? or you mean normal as in not long dist?
mattsterweb: and call it "bob"
tubby108: hmmm
mattsterweb: And sing Tripod and quote comedy to each other
tubby108: "i like living on bob, i like exploring bobs cravasses"
tubby108: "i like caving in bob"
mattsterweb: This is all between arguments about which of us is hotter lol
tubby108: "the cows masticate daily on bob
mattsterweb: ... LMAO
mattsterweb: XDD
tubby108: :P
tubby108: you have a pic of her?
mattsterweb: The plastic inflatable cows
tubby108: noot fo rme to look at
mattsterweb: Lol
tubby108: but so i know that you know what she looks like
tubby108: :P
mattsterweb: I have one lol
tubby108: cause arguing whos hotter might jsut fail there...
tubby108: she has a pic of you?
mattsterweb: Yup
tubby108: oh god
mattsterweb: I think you'd agree with me lol
tubby108: which one did you send?
mattsterweb: (that is, I argue she's hotter, she argues I am)
mattsterweb: Hold on
mattsterweb: http://www.youngwriterssociety.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=3585
tubby108: you send it i nthe pm thing?
mattsterweb: Nah it's on my YWS profile
tubby108: oh god
mattsterweb: Lol
mattsterweb: I know, it's a shit pic, but she insists I'm a stud o_0
tubby108: oh god, thank you for this lovely night
mattsterweb: Lmao
tubby108: well your so skinny that all thats left is mucle and bone
tubby108: no fat to hid it
tubby108: :P
mattsterweb: Muscle!?
mattsterweb: XD
mattsterweb: If I've got muscle, it's good at hiding
tubby108: i didnt say that
tubby108: i said mucle
tubby108: :P
mattsterweb: Ohhhh of course lol
mattsterweb: Muscle that consists entirely of mucus
mattsterweb: XD
tubby108: itsw liek muscle, but without the s
tubby108: so its like
tubby108: "ewww wahts that?" points at soemothing
"oh that? thats jsut muscle without the s"
"what? mucle?"
tubby108: "yes"
mattsterweb: XD
tubby108: well you knwo how to stopo teh argument you know?
mattsterweb: Mmm?
tubby108: theres two meathods
Method 1
tubby108: ok
tubby108: you pretend your her, ill pretend im me..i mean you
mattsterweb: Righto
tubby108: you go
tubby108: and ill counter
mattsterweb: Umm
mattsterweb: "You're gorgeous"
tubby108: "NAH UHHH YOU ARE!"
tubby108: wait no
tubby108: lets try again
tubby108: i read that as georgeous...
tubby108: which is compeltely wrong
mattsterweb: ... lmao georgious??
tubby108: :P
mattsterweb: Wth is georgious??
tubby108: see i win the argument :P
tubby108: its like a george
mattsterweb: Lmao
tubby108: but with ous on the end
tubby108: see, battle win 1
mattsterweb: But if I say "nuh-uh, you are" she goes "nuh-uh, you are"
tubby108: then you go wait i READ THAT WRONG
tubby108: even ove rthe phone
mattsterweb: LMAO
mattsterweb: XD
tubby108: i thoguht it said georgeous
tubby108: :P
Method 2
tubby108: ok
tubby108: next attack plan
tubby108: you go again
mattsterweb: ok
mattsterweb: "You're gorgeous"
tubby108: "ok look, obviously this is going no where, but if you hold on for a tick i can get someone thats hotter than me in this room then we both gree on that, wait...can you se him?"
mattsterweb: Lmao!!
tubby108: make some like rufflely noise
tubby108: "ok there, you see? hotness galor"
fake voice: "Sorry sir, did you want fries with that?"
mattsterweb: *deep deep voice* 'ello?
mattsterweb: LMAO
mattsterweb: Like that squeaky-voiced teen on the Simpsons
tubby108: yep\
mattsterweb: "Mr Wesley! It happened again!"
mattsterweb: XD
Method 3
tubby108: ok
tubby108: next tactic, i hope your writting these down
tubby108: ok next one
tubby108: shoot
mattsterweb: They're being logged by MSN, so all good :P
mattsterweb: Ok
mattsterweb: "You're gorgeous"
mattsterweb: I'll probably blog these too XD
tubby108: "wait sorry i didnt hear that, my pants was stuck to my head, did you say georgeous? yes george is quite the ous
tubby108: "
mattsterweb: Lmao
mattsterweb: I could probably just use the pants on my head bit
tubby108: nah
tubby108: she would repete it then
mattsterweb: and it'd put us right onto a different topic
tubby108: oh ok
tubby108: yeah good one
mattsterweb: XP
mattsterweb: XDD
Method 4
tubby108: ok a few more few more, some more serious some more comical
mattsterweb: Ooo lol
tubby108: shoot
mattsterweb: Oh right
mattsterweb: "You're gorgeous"
tubby108: "but you're the only one who can make the harp sound like angelsdecending from the heveans"
tubby108: with correct spelling
tubby108: of course
mattsterweb: Lol good one (Y)
tubby108: "and your hotter than me" :P
tubby108: hahah
Method 5
tubby108: shoot
tubby108: make sure you work that hotter line in after she saids gasp
mattsterweb: "You're gorgeous"
tubby108: "pineapple"
mattsterweb: Gasp?
mattsterweb: LOL PINEAPPLE
mattsterweb: XDD
tubby108: yeah tahts my favourite
mattsterweb: "You're gorgeous"
"I'm hungry"
mattsterweb: XD
tubby108: ol
tubby108: does she really say gorgeous?
mattsterweb: Yup
tubby108: but yeah
tubby108: thats all i have right now
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