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Obama is good 2 Fundamentalist Muslims and the Vatican are bad supreme douchebags (see 1)
3 Neil Gaiman and Stephen Colbert are funny (and not ugly). Combined, they are a medium-sized cargo freighter full of win.
3b Speaking of Neil Gaiman, for some reason, when I hear Depeche Mode, I get a random mental image of a vaguely humanoid offspring of Neil Gaiman and
nous_athanatos. I think it's the hair.