This is frivolous and wasteful, but y'know you love a good ePetition:
http://www.petitiononline.com/poolrqst/petition.html Of course, this one has little to do with politics, religion or any such thing. Its pretty much a waste of time - but only by like five seconds or so. C'mon... sign it. You're adding to the humor of a situation when I finally send this to my landlord. (the aforementioned bill).