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I don't think today could get any worse!! i woke up this morning and ...hello... my hair was messed up WTF!!! oh and when i went to take a shower...it turns out all the hot water is gone and the pipes busted, so i have to take a shower in cold muddy water gah!!! Well we had to make some food for spanish class for cinco de mayo, well it turns out since my morning was so bad i got really upset and when i get upset i like to eat...a lot, well i end up eating all my food...and got an "F". Well i decide that maybe if i dance a bit to the hard rock mexican music during spanish, it will cheer me up...well i was wrong...dead wrong! i started dancing and someone called me fat.. FAT!! can you believe that. i mean out of all things possible to say they call me fat...if they had said you suck or you make me throw up or how much are you worth i wouldn't have been so hurt...but they call me fat..so i run out of the room crying and of course i run into the hottest girl in the world and she flies into the wall and breaks her nose and jaw...how am i suppose to feel? i mean i am prettier than her now and she was a snob to me...but i mean come on i freaking broke her nose and jaw! so i run into the bathroom cause she is giving the pathetic screaming, kinda gargaling groan-you know cause she can't really move her jaw and the blood is pouring into her mouth, so as i run into the bathroom, i try and stop but i slip on a gigantic puddle of pee in the bathroom and fall into it face first. i try and get up but it seems as much as i try to stand up i just fall down in it again, well i decide to wait there lying down in this dark yellow sticky pee and by now i'm use to the smell...well thank the Lord another guy comes in to help me up. i was in there for about 2 or 3 hours i'm not sure cause i drifted in and out of consciousness due to the smell. well i got to 5th period in time and realize we have a 20 pt. quiz. and ya'll...let me tell you what...school is not fun and it totally stresses me out! and this is chemistry...i suck at chemistry. well everyone is dead silent,tensed and dripping with sweat. you can hear pencils writing furiously and people breathing heavily. well at about this time i have to fart. i have been holding it in for awhile now and it started giving me cramps. so i look around and act like i'm thinking and it seems that everyone is absorbed in their quizes, so i think to myself that maybe if i slowly push and release it will come out silent. so i try a little push, well the first push makes a little squeak and i think "not to bad...doesn't seem like anyone noticed" so i push a little hard and so now i'm kinda tensed and i tilt a bit well all of a sudden it burst out. this huge loud fart rumbles the room. it wasn't like for a couple seconds...it like made a couple people's quiz fly off their desks and my checks are like rumbling and it was like going and going and going and it just got louder and louder. i jumped out of my chair and ran out the door and still farting mind you. and of course it stops as soon as i leave the room well i can't go back in their ...that was very embarrassing then again it felt so damn good. so i kinda wondered through the hall waiting for class to end and finally for what seemed an eternity i was able to grab my bags and run to the next class. well i'm now a guidance aid and i don't really do anything so i decide to go get a drink of water well as i'm walking slowly down the halls trying not to make eye contact with anyone cause i know they have heard about my occurrences, but this hot girl comes up to me and asks me if i'm free friday night...well of course i am heh heh so she asks me to ...baby sit her little sister so she can go to the crawfish broil...BABY SIT!!! WTF!! so i say yes that i'll do it and she say thanks and as she walks away she say "oh yea one more thing...please don't fart on her...thanks" well that was kinda awkward. well school finally finished but it turns out we have a pep rally for the leaving seniors so i end up being late to that and have to walk in front of everyone and they all make this huge farting noise so i run off crying cause i'm so gosh darn embarrassed. well i hear the last bell so as i try and run to beat all the leaving kids a car zooms around the corner and hits me and i go flying into the air and land on my neck. so the ambulance comes and i hear a couple people tell the guys what happen and then a few girls tell him i have a gas problem. well after about 100 shots the ambulance finally zoomed off and i just now got home and i'm in a cast and a neck brace. but i think all is going to be ok cause i still have my goodlooks...
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I don't think today could get any worse!! i woke up this morning and ...hello... my hair was messed up WTF!!! oh and when i went to take a shower...it turns out all the hot water is gone and the pipes busted, so i have to take a shower in cold muddy water gah!!! Well we had to make some food for spanish class for cinco de mayo, well it turns out since my morning was so bad i got really upset and when i get upset i like to eat...a lot, well i end up eating all my food...and got an "F". Well i decide that maybe if i dance a bit to the hard rock mexican music during spanish, it will cheer me up...well i was wrong...dead wrong! i started dancing and someone called me fat.. FAT!! can you believe that. i mean out of all things possible to say they call me fat...if they had said you suck or you make me throw up or how much are you worth i wouldn't have been so hurt...but they call me fat..so i run out of the room crying and of course i run into the hottest girl in the world and she flies into the wall and breaks her nose and jaw...how am i suppose to feel? i mean i am prettier than her now and she was a snob to me...but i mean come on i freaking broke her nose and jaw! so i run into the bathroom cause she is giving the pathetic screaming, kinda gargaling groan-you know cause she can't really move her jaw and the blood is pouring into her mouth, so as i run into the bathroom, i try and stop but i slip on a gigantic puddle of pee in the bathroom and fall into it face first. i try and get up but it seems as much as i try to stand up i just fall down in it again, well i decide to wait there lying down in this dark yellow sticky pee and by now i'm use to the smell...well thank the Lord another guy comes in to help me up. i was in there for about 2 or 3 hours i'm not sure cause i drifted in and out of consciousness due to the smell. well i got to 5th period in time and realize we have a 20 pt. quiz. and ya'll...let me tell you what...school is not fun and it totally stresses me out! and this is chemistry...i suck at chemistry. well everyone is dead silent,tensed and dripping with sweat. you can hear pencils writing furiously and people breathing heavily. well at about this time i have to fart. i have been holding it in for awhile now and it started giving me cramps. so i look around and act like i'm thinking and it seems that everyone is absorbed in their quizes, so i think to myself that maybe if i slowly push and release it will come out silent. so i try a little push, well the first push makes a little squeak and i think "not to bad...doesn't seem like anyone noticed" so i push a little hard and so now i'm kinda tensed and i tilt a bit well all of a sudden it burst out. this huge loud fart rumbles the room. it wasn't like for a couple seconds...it like made a couple people's quiz fly off their desks and my checks are like rumbling and it was like going and going and going and it just got louder and louder. i jumped out of my chair and ran out the door and still farting mind you. and of course it stops as soon as i leave the room well i can't go back in their ...that was very embarrassing then again it felt so damn good. so i kinda wondered through the hall waiting for class to end and finally for what seemed an eternity i was able to grab my bags and run to the next class. well i'm now a guidance aid and i don't really do anything so i decide to go get a drink of water well as i'm walking slowly down the halls trying not to make eye contact with anyone cause i know they have heard about my occurrences, but this hot girl comes up to me and asks me if i'm free friday night...well of course i am heh heh so she asks me to ...baby sit her little sister so she can go to the crawfish broil...BABY SIT!!! WTF!! so i say yes that i'll do it and she say thanks and as she walks away she say "oh yea one more thing...please don't fart on her...thanks" well that was kinda awkward. well school finally finished but it turns out we have a pep rally for the leaving seniors so i end up being late to that and have to walk in front of everyone and they all make this huge farting noise so i run off crying cause i'm so gosh darn embarrassed. well i hear the last bell so as i try and run to beat all the leaving kids a car zooms around the corner and hits me and i go flying into the air and land on my neck. so the ambulance comes and i hear a couple people tell the guys what happen and then a few girls tell him i have a gas problem. well after about 100 shots the ambulance finally zoomed off and i just now got home and i'm in a cast and a neck brace. but i think all is going to be ok cause i still have my goodlooks...
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