"Lady on the street but a freak in the bed"
Went to my third and final prom this year. i'm kinda sad to see it all go but hey there is always next year.
Anyway first of all i want to thank kendall for asking me! and now for te run down...
Ok 1st went to kendall's house where i saw brent and his friend and talked to them while kendall was getting ready. then all of a sudden cambre in all of her glory came running into the living room in jeans and this long metallic purple robe and it was pretty funny. then kendall came down who looked gorgeous and we took a bizilion pictures. then we went to katy's house where we took more pictures. Then we all headed to alison's huge house which was beautiful. and we took even more pictures...i swear i think mom's were crying everywhere. So after about an eternity of pictures we went to eat at some place i cana't remember how to pronounce but dinner was awesome had steak of course! and then a bananna split.
We then went to the dance which was downtown...stupid downtown has stupid one way streets!! i'll touch up on that later. we got there and this place was pretty nice. a lot of hot cars. we got there and talked for ahile until polly and jenn pulled us on the dance floor but of course kendall doesn't want to dance so i kinda whored my self around which was fun...oh and i couldn't believe how many girls looked amazing...Meighan!! Sam!! Katy!! Christy!! Lauren...sorry dude she looked good...and i'm kinda pissed at meighan cause she said she'd dance with me but she left when i was trying to help jesse and lauren get to the place cause they were lost...thanks megzz anyway it was great to see a lot of couples HAVING SEX on the dance floor!!! but i was also impressed by nathan what a great dancer...man i wish i could...no what ...take 2...i can only imagine what it would be like to have the ability to move...if you will like him!!! haha anyway the girls were dancing pretty hot haha like kandace and her date and jill and her man and polly and no what..nevermind...katy and her date and cambre was getting a little sexual and kendall...oh no no wait ...kendall didn't dance!!!
after the dance which we stayed for the whole time kendall forgot her phone so we drove around for an hour trying to get back to the stupid 4th ave. which is why i hate downtown and all the stupid gay annoying asswhole..ing...one way streets. we finally got to alison's house. the party only got better. we watched family and edward sirror hands...johnny depp amazing? hell yes! i'd do him (haha kandace) we basically stayed up all night and some didn't sleep as for me i wish i hadn't cause i only got more sick but it was pretty pimp the whole night. oh and i guess this is cool cambre came and it was her birthday...and we all sang and crap you know..once you've had 18 birthdays...they all seem the same...haha j/k happy birthday cambre. anyway mrs. alison't mom cook us breakfast at about 9 (i went to bed around 6 ish or 7ish and woke up at 9 so about 2 hours...) i sat at a table with all girls of course...and we just discussed prom and all the stuff girls talk about..who was pretty etc. then i told a story about me trying to be a gentalman which i am all the time and kendall not accepting it...so we got in this huge (fake) argument and the whole place was looking at us haha. and i acted out nathan and all his antics that crazy kid! then we went down stairs and watched Sleepy hallow another great johnny depp movie and of course kendall tells katy that i couldn't read when i was 8 when in matter of fact i could i just had a strong south african accent cause i was born and adopted in freaking south africa!!! so we go on the tour of if i rode elephants or killed lions and how my parents met and all the girls going aww cute...i mean i use to pick up the girls all the time with my accent but now i just do it with my good looks...but i kinda miss it. anyway we had to leave and i got home around 2:40 had to drop the tux stuff off and i then (today--saturday) had work at my new job. well it turns out when i get there...this is funny...well to me haha..well this is about my 5th-6th night to work and i'm kinda getting the hang of it anyway it turns out there is only 4 of us...so her i am in my cute little apron sick and tired and exhaughsted and i get to wait on 32 old people we are like in a restraunt at this retirement home (7 an hour not to bad...and they are good hours) well it is hell and we not only have to clean up after ourselves but share the other cleaning...
well its 11 at night and i'd go to bed but you know wants you get to that stage where you don't give a shit about anything...you kinda lose interest but i'm sure i'll regain it as soon as i touch my head to the cool softness of the pillow. i hope everyone had fun at the spain park prom if they went and if not i hope everyone had fun at their certain proms...i had three so i guess i got of lucky but i think this one is the best one...goodnight
Anyway first of all i want to thank kendall for asking me! and now for te run down...
Ok 1st went to kendall's house where i saw brent and his friend and talked to them while kendall was getting ready. then all of a sudden cambre in all of her glory came running into the living room in jeans and this long metallic purple robe and it was pretty funny. then kendall came down who looked gorgeous and we took a bizilion pictures. then we went to katy's house where we took more pictures. Then we all headed to alison's huge house which was beautiful. and we took even more pictures...i swear i think mom's were crying everywhere. So after about an eternity of pictures we went to eat at some place i cana't remember how to pronounce but dinner was awesome had steak of course! and then a bananna split.
We then went to the dance which was downtown...stupid downtown has stupid one way streets!! i'll touch up on that later. we got there and this place was pretty nice. a lot of hot cars. we got there and talked for ahile until polly and jenn pulled us on the dance floor but of course kendall doesn't want to dance so i kinda whored my self around which was fun...oh and i couldn't believe how many girls looked amazing...Meighan!! Sam!! Katy!! Christy!! Lauren...sorry dude she looked good...and i'm kinda pissed at meighan cause she said she'd dance with me but she left when i was trying to help jesse and lauren get to the place cause they were lost...thanks megzz anyway it was great to see a lot of couples HAVING SEX on the dance floor!!! but i was also impressed by nathan what a great dancer...man i wish i could...no what ...take 2...i can only imagine what it would be like to have the ability to move...if you will like him!!! haha anyway the girls were dancing pretty hot haha like kandace and her date and jill and her man and polly and no what..nevermind...katy and her date and cambre was getting a little sexual and kendall...oh no no wait ...kendall didn't dance!!!
after the dance which we stayed for the whole time kendall forgot her phone so we drove around for an hour trying to get back to the stupid 4th ave. which is why i hate downtown and all the stupid gay annoying asswhole..ing...one way streets. we finally got to alison's house. the party only got better. we watched family and edward sirror hands...johnny depp amazing? hell yes! i'd do him (haha kandace) we basically stayed up all night and some didn't sleep as for me i wish i hadn't cause i only got more sick but it was pretty pimp the whole night. oh and i guess this is cool cambre came and it was her birthday...and we all sang and crap you know..once you've had 18 birthdays...they all seem the same...haha j/k happy birthday cambre. anyway mrs. alison't mom cook us breakfast at about 9 (i went to bed around 6 ish or 7ish and woke up at 9 so about 2 hours...) i sat at a table with all girls of course...and we just discussed prom and all the stuff girls talk about..who was pretty etc. then i told a story about me trying to be a gentalman which i am all the time and kendall not accepting it...so we got in this huge (fake) argument and the whole place was looking at us haha. and i acted out nathan and all his antics that crazy kid! then we went down stairs and watched Sleepy hallow another great johnny depp movie and of course kendall tells katy that i couldn't read when i was 8 when in matter of fact i could i just had a strong south african accent cause i was born and adopted in freaking south africa!!! so we go on the tour of if i rode elephants or killed lions and how my parents met and all the girls going aww cute...i mean i use to pick up the girls all the time with my accent but now i just do it with my good looks...but i kinda miss it. anyway we had to leave and i got home around 2:40 had to drop the tux stuff off and i then (today--saturday) had work at my new job. well it turns out when i get there...this is funny...well to me haha..well this is about my 5th-6th night to work and i'm kinda getting the hang of it anyway it turns out there is only 4 of us...so her i am in my cute little apron sick and tired and exhaughsted and i get to wait on 32 old people we are like in a restraunt at this retirement home (7 an hour not to bad...and they are good hours) well it is hell and we not only have to clean up after ourselves but share the other cleaning...
well its 11 at night and i'd go to bed but you know wants you get to that stage where you don't give a shit about anything...you kinda lose interest but i'm sure i'll regain it as soon as i touch my head to the cool softness of the pillow. i hope everyone had fun at the spain park prom if they went and if not i hope everyone had fun at their certain proms...i had three so i guess i got of lucky but i think this one is the best one...goodnight