rules

Mar 24, 2006 00:45

I thought I'd wirte down my knowledge about the other sex as a gift to all the other males out there. This is just basic survival, i'm not gonna go into detail.

FACT 1 - IF you're a penis person you cannot win competing against a vagina person. Meaning they're ALWAYS right, smarter then you, and hell lotta better looking then you. don't fight it, ACCEPT IT.

FACT 2 - You don't argue. It's pointless and explains itself in FACT 1. They'll twist the words in your mouth and use them against you with their full potential.

FACT 3 - No matter what they say, they're right. If they say that trees are blue then they are. SO from now on REMEMBER that trees are blue. If you experience something like this use FACT 1 & 2.

FACT 4 - You don't state obvious negative facts about them. If you're girlfriend can't back up into a parking space then you keep it to yourself. In case you do on accident, just apologize and follow FACT 1, 2, & 3.

Those are just the basics, follow them and you have a good chance of having a good relationship if you have a good girfriend, if you don't then she'll leave you in the next few months. That's it, do with it what you want. Like i said, that's just my knowledge.
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