Meta-meta-meta-MacBook
If you are currently authoring what will become the four hundredth blog post to turn up in my Google Reader feed today about the new MacBooks (which, it must be said, are pretty damn sexy), kindly do me a favour and refrain from starting it with “just in case you missed it”. There have been so many posts about the announcement that the (ever-so-slightly-) latecomers have taken to prefixing their technogasmic outpourings with this most perfunctory of apologies: so ubiquitously, in fact, that a third wave has begun, in which the authors lament the proliferation of blog posts acknowledging the pervasiveness of other blog posts about Apple's shiny new offerings.
And I, gentle readers, am the surly surfer atop that third wave. Please, no more! Fill my consciousness instead with helpful hints, Papercraft Poes, or (at the very least) barely-literate kittens.
Only, please, no more MacBooks.
Thank you for your consideration.