I am resisting the urge to sway your instincts
I have always believed my constituency to be possessed of above-average levels of wit, charisma, intellect and refinement of taste. However, I would like to take the opportunity to put this theory to the test. See how you fare when pitted against a motley assortment of drunkards and karaoke-bar hangers-out! I will explain once I have had a reasonable number of responses.
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Poll
Note: This has nothing to do with yesterday's photoshoot, about which a further post will be forthcoming when I get the images.
Further observation: It seems there are some spots of something on the lens of my digital camera. What is the approved method for dealing with such blemishery?