I have a party to attend in a couple of weeks, dressed as something beginning with the letter 'S'. I am willing to negotiate remuneration for any kind souls who can supply me with all or any of the following:
- a black cloak
- a green-and-white striped tie
- a green-and-white striped scarf
- a magic wand
Depending on how well you know me, you may or may not consider this playing against type.