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I found a fake one before...but this one's real and on amazon and everything
Two guys (guy 1 and guy 2) were walking in front of me at a parking lot and they saw another guy (guy 3) at the catholic center bbq.
Guy 1: "hey, what up?"
Guy 2: "I haven't seen you in forever."
Guy 3: "I know. Jesus Christ, Man"
The last quote made me laugh due to the use of the name in vain rule, and then in a matter of seconds several senarios ran though my head
Scenario 1-Guy 3: "I know Jesus Christ, Man" I laughed harder at this one to the point that they all turned to see what I was laughing at. It sort of made me wish there were more born again "I found Jesus, and I'm having his baby" types around
Scenario 2- Jesus christ as a super hero with a secret identity "Jesus Christ Man"
Scenario 3- Whose catch phase is "I kick ass for the Lord!"
Scenario 4- Guy 3 is secretly the sidekick of Jesus Christ Man
Scenario 5- take Scenario 2 and add a meet and greet with Jesus Christ with the traditional meet and greet catering, a bbq.
Scenario 6- Scenario 5 was also a book signing.
Scenario 7- The book signing of Jesus Christ Man.
At this point I was laughing way too much realizing that they didn't even realize the use in vain thing because he just wanted food and i just looked like an idiot.