Kyocera - All of the Features, None of the Hassles!

Oct 19, 2004 20:09

(I have one or two words wrong, but...)

Two girls are in a nightclub.

GIRL 1: Hey Tori, nice phone.
GIRL 2: Thanks, it's a Kyocera. It's got a camera and picture messaging.
GIRL 1: Mmmm, it's not as good as mine. I just... dictate, and it sends the message for me. (to phone) Text Mike. Thanks Mike, I had fun last night.
PHONE: Thanks Mike! I have lip fungus.
GIRL 1: I said I had had fun! Not lip fungus!
PHONE: I have fungus! Hot lip fungus!
GIRL 1 (yelling): I do not have lip fungus!

The music stops. Everyone takes a step back.

ANNOUNCER: Kyocera - all of the features, none of the hassles!

GIRL 1 (sullen): I do *not* have lip fungus.

(I love that ad :D)

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