Don't you want somebody to love...
Sometimes I wonder how my brother can possibly be so stupid... Sigh.
Megan got me pre-birthday surprises today: temporary tattoos with my name on them (I'm currently 'wearing' a shark on my belly), a super-long candy necklace, and a stuffed baboon which i named George Clooney. Gotta love her.
Oh, and I decided on my birthday plans, I believe. Friday (my actual birthday), I'll probably have dinner with my family and some friends, then see Hedwig. Saturday, we're going to Blue Bayou (it just happens that Uncle Kracker is having a concert there that day; should be hilarious).
The Point Pleasant DVD cover art is one of the coolest covers I've ever seen, even though I can't figure out who the hell that is in the picture...
Taken from jamesthebrit:
Date: July 29th, 2005
Time: 1:36 AM
Basics
1. What’s your porn star name? (your first pets name, and your mothers maiden name) Cocky Herring
2. What’s your soap star name? (your middle name, and your street name) Blake Delwood
3. What’s your current screenname. Tell me the story of how it was chosen: Doitmagnumstyle. It's a quote from "The Nooner Show," this trashy live call-in porn show. This crazy guy called in directing the couple to "do it magnum style!" and I adopted the phrase as my personal catchphrase. Frighteningly, it actually caught on at school...
4. In what year were you born? 1987
5. Were you a planned pregnancy? Yeah.
6. How did you celebrate your last birthday? Let me think... I went to Gulf Shores and spent the day at the beach, then ate dinner with the family at Olive Garden.
7. How are you going to celebrate your next birthday? Um... read the earlier part of this post.
8. Who will you spend it with? Family and friends... don't feel like listing.
9. What kind of town/city/village do you live in? This little town that started out as a retirement community but then other people started moving in, much to the old peoples' dismay.
10. Is it a famous place that attracts plenty of tourism? Ha, no, but the annual craft fair draws enough people to give me a headache.
11. Any famous landmarks and etc? Nope.
12. Are your parents married or divorced? Married.
13. Who do you share your house with? Parents.
14. Are you considered as tall or rather short? Kinda tall, I guess.
15. How many email addresses do you have? Three, counting my FSU address.
Food and Cookery
16. When it comes to diet and eating, how healthy are you? I eat like a fat person, but I have a scary uber-metabolism so I stay scrawny.
17. What is your favourite food? Lasagna!
18. What do you eat when you’re bored? Popcorn, chips, Pop Tarts...
19. Favourite junk food? Hmm... barbeque potato chips?
20. Happy food? Fried ice cream!
21. Favourite restaurant? Toucans, a local "mostly Mexican cafe." It's orgasmic, and has a jukebox on which we play "Bitch" everytime we go.
22. Favourite take away? I get fried mozarella sticks and chicken tenders from this local spot called Jackie O's Cafe.
23. Favourite sandwich fillings? Peanut butter and jelly.
24. How well can you cook? Um, I can microwave stuff... and I can toast things, too!
25. If you were to appear on the show ‘can’t cook, won’t cook’ which cook would you be (can’t or won’t): Can't. I'd like to learn, but I'm a bit lazy and afraid of death by fire.
26. What do you cook most often? Frozen pizza. -__-
27. Any specialties? Oh yeah, my frozen pizza skills are kickass.
28. Do you cook for family or friends, boyfriends/girlfriends? Not usually... or, you know, ever.
29. Favourite fruits? Grapes, strawberries.
30. Favourite veggies? Ew, none.
31. Do you eat meat or are you a vegetarian? I eat meat a lot. Don't take that out of context... okay, go ahead.
32. What foods make you want to vomit/can’t you stand? Chicken and dumplings. I got sick from eating it once and now just seeing it and foods with similar creamy texture are GUH.
33. Favourite juices? Orange.
34. Favourite fizzy stuff? Does Coke count?
35. Favourite alcohol? Vodka. Or, if I wanna get drunk fast, Southern Comfort.
36. Do you prefer tea or coffee, or don’t you drink them altogether? Ew, none of the above.
37. Are you a fussy eater? Kinda. I like my food how I like it, and I don't often compromise.
38. Ketchup, barbeque sauce or mustard: Ketchup.
39. Are you a fan of microwave dinners? Not really, they taste odd.
40. What do you eat for Christmas dinners? Turkey, ham, macaroni and cheese, biscuits... I dunno. Shut up.
41. Do you have cake on your birthdays (what kind)? Yeah! I get ice cream cakes from Dairy Queen. ^_^
42. Favourite chocolates? Milk chocolate.
43. Favourite ice cream flavors? Vanilla. At Marble Slab Creamery (best ice cream parlor ever), I get creamy vanilla mixed with graham cracker crumbs and topped with whipped cream.
44. Do you like seafood? I live on the Coast, so I'm faced with it constantly, but the only seafood I really like is crab claws.
45. Diet coke or regular: Regular! Diet = gross.
Holidays/vacation and traveling (depending on your nationality)
46. What holiday is most memorable to you and why? My summer 2001 trip to New York City. It was a middle school trip, and we lost one of the kids in the Puerto Rican parade... We found him though.
47. Worst holiday? Probably the same.
48. Favourite holiday? My summer 2000 trip to Disney World. That was fun.
49. Ever traveled out of the country - where? Nope. I wish.
50. Favourite cities to visit? NYC, Atlanta.
51. Go on day trips often - where? Not really.
52. Been with family and friends? Both.
53. Furthest you’ve traveled alone? I don't really travel alone.
54. Do you want to travel the world? Yeah, would be fun.
55. Where do you want to go? England, Australia, Germany.
56. Where would you love to go on your honeymoon? Hawaii.
57. Can you drive? Yup, I'm a good driver.
YOU - Social, hobbies, adventures
58. Favourite places to go: The theatre, the movies, the mall.
59. Do you like museums and art galleries? Yeah, they're fun.
60. Do you eat out regularly? A lot, probably too often.
61. Where did you last eat out and who with? Tonight, at Taco Bell... my stomach now hates me.
62. When you’re bored, do you prefer to listen to music, play on computers, or watch TV? All of the above.
63. Can you play an instrument? I so wish, I want to learn the violin or the guitar. I played the snare drum in the 6th grade...
64. If not, were there many opportunities in school to play instruments? Yeah.
65. Are you a bookworm? Not really, but occasionally I'll find a book that I can't put down.
66. Are you outgoing? Very much so.
67. Do you drink a lot of alcohol? Something like that, yeah.
68. Do you like dancing? Yeah... Not that I can do it well.
69. How often do you exercise? Never...
70. What do you do on the internet - research, chat, etc? Chat, write, sometimes research.
71. Which friends do you love spending time with? I love all of 'em.
72. What do you do together? Act stupid, mostly.
73. Do you like to take photos? Yeah, but I don't get artistic with it or anything.
74. How would you describe yourself as a person in four words? Crazy and loud fun.
75. Can you be stereotyped? I don't think so, I don't really fit any types.
76. Do you hang around with groups of people who dress the same as you? No, that'd be dull.
77. What kind of people wouldn’t you waste your time getting to know? Hardcore religious people, bigots, and children.
78. Do you often have deep, intense, intellectual conversations? Yeah, especially when I'm buzzed.
79. Have you inherited your intelligence from your parents? Yeah, I think so.
80. Do you know what your IQ is? No idea.
81. Are you academically smart or just smart? Just smart, I think. Not amazingly so, though.
82. How often do you meet pig ignorance? I live in Mississippi, for Chrissake.
83. How do you dress? Jeans and novelty tees, mostly.
84. What kind of shoes do you wear? Adidas!
85. What kind of jewellery do you wear? A fossil watch.
86. What kind of hair do you have? Short and brown, with red highlights.
87. What’s your eye colour? Blue/grey.
88. Are there people out there you are keen to avoid? Yeah, a few.
Love and relationships - Skipped this section...
Future
110. What is your long term plan (job etc)? Major in film at FSU, move to L.A. and stake out a career in filmmaking.
111. Do you intend on marrying? Possibly, but not anytime soon.
112. If so - to who? Eliza Dushku.
113. When would you prefer to marry? When I'm ready to settle down.
114. Do you want children? Not at all, though my opinion could change.
115. How many? None at the moment.
116. What will you name them? If I had a kid, I'd name him Topher Damien if he were a boy, or Buffy Reagan if she were a girl.
117. What kind of house would you want to live in? A modest one with cool collectible stuffs... I dunno. Retro architecture would be fun too.
118. What pets do you want? A hairless rat!
Miscellaneous
119. What were you afraid of then you were little? Being kidnapped, I guess.
120. Did you believe in fairies, goblins, ghosts and monsters? No, I wasn't retarded.
121. Do you wear nail polish? Um, no.
122. What calendar do you have this year? A really sweet retrospective Buffy one.
123. Do you have a downstairs bathroom? Um, all of my house is downstairs (it's one-storey).
124. Worst names you can possibly think of? Pilot Inspektor, Apple, Jermajesty... stupid celebrities.
125. Strawberry or raspberry jam? Strawberry.
126. Explain your house arrangement: I... live with my parents, didn't this already get asked?
127. Ever ridden a horse? Never, which I'm proud of.
128. Do you have any pets? A boxer named Balboa, a mutt puppy named Madonna, a cockatiel named Cocky.
129. Do you get along well with them? Yup, they love me... but Cocky bites me sometimes.
130. Who can you trust? My friends.
131. Who can’t you trust? The authorities!... I dunno.
132. Favourite swearwords? Fuck and shit.
133. What are you wearing now? Pajama pants and a T-shirt.
Finally
134. Like the survey? Not really.
135. Time now: July 29th 2005, 2.06 AM.
Megan got me pre-birthday surprises today: temporary tattoos with my name on them (I'm currently 'wearing' a shark on my belly), a super-long candy necklace, and a stuffed baboon which i named George Clooney. Gotta love her.
Oh, and I decided on my birthday plans, I believe. Friday (my actual birthday), I'll probably have dinner with my family and some friends, then see Hedwig. Saturday, we're going to Blue Bayou (it just happens that Uncle Kracker is having a concert there that day; should be hilarious).
The Point Pleasant DVD cover art is one of the coolest covers I've ever seen, even though I can't figure out who the hell that is in the picture...
Taken from jamesthebrit:
Date: July 29th, 2005
Time: 1:36 AM
Basics
1. What’s your porn star name? (your first pets name, and your mothers maiden name) Cocky Herring
2. What’s your soap star name? (your middle name, and your street name) Blake Delwood
3. What’s your current screenname. Tell me the story of how it was chosen: Doitmagnumstyle. It's a quote from "The Nooner Show," this trashy live call-in porn show. This crazy guy called in directing the couple to "do it magnum style!" and I adopted the phrase as my personal catchphrase. Frighteningly, it actually caught on at school...
4. In what year were you born? 1987
5. Were you a planned pregnancy? Yeah.
6. How did you celebrate your last birthday? Let me think... I went to Gulf Shores and spent the day at the beach, then ate dinner with the family at Olive Garden.
7. How are you going to celebrate your next birthday? Um... read the earlier part of this post.
8. Who will you spend it with? Family and friends... don't feel like listing.
9. What kind of town/city/village do you live in? This little town that started out as a retirement community but then other people started moving in, much to the old peoples' dismay.
10. Is it a famous place that attracts plenty of tourism? Ha, no, but the annual craft fair draws enough people to give me a headache.
11. Any famous landmarks and etc? Nope.
12. Are your parents married or divorced? Married.
13. Who do you share your house with? Parents.
14. Are you considered as tall or rather short? Kinda tall, I guess.
15. How many email addresses do you have? Three, counting my FSU address.
Food and Cookery
16. When it comes to diet and eating, how healthy are you? I eat like a fat person, but I have a scary uber-metabolism so I stay scrawny.
17. What is your favourite food? Lasagna!
18. What do you eat when you’re bored? Popcorn, chips, Pop Tarts...
19. Favourite junk food? Hmm... barbeque potato chips?
20. Happy food? Fried ice cream!
21. Favourite restaurant? Toucans, a local "mostly Mexican cafe." It's orgasmic, and has a jukebox on which we play "Bitch" everytime we go.
22. Favourite take away? I get fried mozarella sticks and chicken tenders from this local spot called Jackie O's Cafe.
23. Favourite sandwich fillings? Peanut butter and jelly.
24. How well can you cook? Um, I can microwave stuff... and I can toast things, too!
25. If you were to appear on the show ‘can’t cook, won’t cook’ which cook would you be (can’t or won’t): Can't. I'd like to learn, but I'm a bit lazy and afraid of death by fire.
26. What do you cook most often? Frozen pizza. -__-
27. Any specialties? Oh yeah, my frozen pizza skills are kickass.
28. Do you cook for family or friends, boyfriends/girlfriends? Not usually... or, you know, ever.
29. Favourite fruits? Grapes, strawberries.
30. Favourite veggies? Ew, none.
31. Do you eat meat or are you a vegetarian? I eat meat a lot. Don't take that out of context... okay, go ahead.
32. What foods make you want to vomit/can’t you stand? Chicken and dumplings. I got sick from eating it once and now just seeing it and foods with similar creamy texture are GUH.
33. Favourite juices? Orange.
34. Favourite fizzy stuff? Does Coke count?
35. Favourite alcohol? Vodka. Or, if I wanna get drunk fast, Southern Comfort.
36. Do you prefer tea or coffee, or don’t you drink them altogether? Ew, none of the above.
37. Are you a fussy eater? Kinda. I like my food how I like it, and I don't often compromise.
38. Ketchup, barbeque sauce or mustard: Ketchup.
39. Are you a fan of microwave dinners? Not really, they taste odd.
40. What do you eat for Christmas dinners? Turkey, ham, macaroni and cheese, biscuits... I dunno. Shut up.
41. Do you have cake on your birthdays (what kind)? Yeah! I get ice cream cakes from Dairy Queen. ^_^
42. Favourite chocolates? Milk chocolate.
43. Favourite ice cream flavors? Vanilla. At Marble Slab Creamery (best ice cream parlor ever), I get creamy vanilla mixed with graham cracker crumbs and topped with whipped cream.
44. Do you like seafood? I live on the Coast, so I'm faced with it constantly, but the only seafood I really like is crab claws.
45. Diet coke or regular: Regular! Diet = gross.
Holidays/vacation and traveling (depending on your nationality)
46. What holiday is most memorable to you and why? My summer 2001 trip to New York City. It was a middle school trip, and we lost one of the kids in the Puerto Rican parade... We found him though.
47. Worst holiday? Probably the same.
48. Favourite holiday? My summer 2000 trip to Disney World. That was fun.
49. Ever traveled out of the country - where? Nope. I wish.
50. Favourite cities to visit? NYC, Atlanta.
51. Go on day trips often - where? Not really.
52. Been with family and friends? Both.
53. Furthest you’ve traveled alone? I don't really travel alone.
54. Do you want to travel the world? Yeah, would be fun.
55. Where do you want to go? England, Australia, Germany.
56. Where would you love to go on your honeymoon? Hawaii.
57. Can you drive? Yup, I'm a good driver.
YOU - Social, hobbies, adventures
58. Favourite places to go: The theatre, the movies, the mall.
59. Do you like museums and art galleries? Yeah, they're fun.
60. Do you eat out regularly? A lot, probably too often.
61. Where did you last eat out and who with? Tonight, at Taco Bell... my stomach now hates me.
62. When you’re bored, do you prefer to listen to music, play on computers, or watch TV? All of the above.
63. Can you play an instrument? I so wish, I want to learn the violin or the guitar. I played the snare drum in the 6th grade...
64. If not, were there many opportunities in school to play instruments? Yeah.
65. Are you a bookworm? Not really, but occasionally I'll find a book that I can't put down.
66. Are you outgoing? Very much so.
67. Do you drink a lot of alcohol? Something like that, yeah.
68. Do you like dancing? Yeah... Not that I can do it well.
69. How often do you exercise? Never...
70. What do you do on the internet - research, chat, etc? Chat, write, sometimes research.
71. Which friends do you love spending time with? I love all of 'em.
72. What do you do together? Act stupid, mostly.
73. Do you like to take photos? Yeah, but I don't get artistic with it or anything.
74. How would you describe yourself as a person in four words? Crazy and loud fun.
75. Can you be stereotyped? I don't think so, I don't really fit any types.
76. Do you hang around with groups of people who dress the same as you? No, that'd be dull.
77. What kind of people wouldn’t you waste your time getting to know? Hardcore religious people, bigots, and children.
78. Do you often have deep, intense, intellectual conversations? Yeah, especially when I'm buzzed.
79. Have you inherited your intelligence from your parents? Yeah, I think so.
80. Do you know what your IQ is? No idea.
81. Are you academically smart or just smart? Just smart, I think. Not amazingly so, though.
82. How often do you meet pig ignorance? I live in Mississippi, for Chrissake.
83. How do you dress? Jeans and novelty tees, mostly.
84. What kind of shoes do you wear? Adidas!
85. What kind of jewellery do you wear? A fossil watch.
86. What kind of hair do you have? Short and brown, with red highlights.
87. What’s your eye colour? Blue/grey.
88. Are there people out there you are keen to avoid? Yeah, a few.
Love and relationships - Skipped this section...
Future
110. What is your long term plan (job etc)? Major in film at FSU, move to L.A. and stake out a career in filmmaking.
111. Do you intend on marrying? Possibly, but not anytime soon.
112. If so - to who? Eliza Dushku.
113. When would you prefer to marry? When I'm ready to settle down.
114. Do you want children? Not at all, though my opinion could change.
115. How many? None at the moment.
116. What will you name them? If I had a kid, I'd name him Topher Damien if he were a boy, or Buffy Reagan if she were a girl.
117. What kind of house would you want to live in? A modest one with cool collectible stuffs... I dunno. Retro architecture would be fun too.
118. What pets do you want? A hairless rat!
Miscellaneous
119. What were you afraid of then you were little? Being kidnapped, I guess.
120. Did you believe in fairies, goblins, ghosts and monsters? No, I wasn't retarded.
121. Do you wear nail polish? Um, no.
122. What calendar do you have this year? A really sweet retrospective Buffy one.
123. Do you have a downstairs bathroom? Um, all of my house is downstairs (it's one-storey).
124. Worst names you can possibly think of? Pilot Inspektor, Apple, Jermajesty... stupid celebrities.
125. Strawberry or raspberry jam? Strawberry.
126. Explain your house arrangement: I... live with my parents, didn't this already get asked?
127. Ever ridden a horse? Never, which I'm proud of.
128. Do you have any pets? A boxer named Balboa, a mutt puppy named Madonna, a cockatiel named Cocky.
129. Do you get along well with them? Yup, they love me... but Cocky bites me sometimes.
130. Who can you trust? My friends.
131. Who can’t you trust? The authorities!... I dunno.
132. Favourite swearwords? Fuck and shit.
133. What are you wearing now? Pajama pants and a T-shirt.
Finally
134. Like the survey? Not really.
135. Time now: July 29th 2005, 2.06 AM.