Why me??? WHY?!?!
Gosh darn it!
I never answer the door, or the phone, I do dislike being disturbed!
The ONE time I do!!! ARGH! Some old dude bearing *shudders* the Word of God.
Now, no offense of anything, believe what you will! It's just NOBODY interrupts my Munich!Marzipan induced orgasm for anything! Goodness!
So here I am, dazed and confused, crazy blond bed-head (because why brush your hair if you don't have to?), wearing my Molson Canadian "You Have to Feel This Fabric" sleeping shirt, ENTIRELY inappropriate for engaging in a conversation about "our good Lord" or whatever. Why do I have to be so polite?!?!?
What makes this worse is that old dude is apparently my neighbour! Who's gonna come back and quiz me in a few days about what I've learned, after consulting the Bible like a good little Christian. Which I'm NOT btw. ARGH! It's gonna be so hard to avoid him if he's my neighbour! Come and check on me, what are you? My mom?!?!
Man, I only opened my door because I thought it might be my lashes coming in! Darn my vanity!
AND, AND! My internal speakers on my laptop don't work! (Not that these two events are in any way related, but still sucks!) Which means I cannot hear the melodious sound of my voice syncronizing (quite perfectly if I may say so myself!) with Anthony Kiedis' on a regular basis! Do you know what happens if I don't get my daily dose of Chili Peppers?!?! Bad things, that's what!
Thank goodness my local radio station occasionally does me right!
I never answer the door, or the phone, I do dislike being disturbed!
The ONE time I do!!! ARGH! Some old dude bearing *shudders* the Word of God.
Now, no offense of anything, believe what you will! It's just NOBODY interrupts my Munich!Marzipan induced orgasm for anything! Goodness!
So here I am, dazed and confused, crazy blond bed-head (because why brush your hair if you don't have to?), wearing my Molson Canadian "You Have to Feel This Fabric" sleeping shirt, ENTIRELY inappropriate for engaging in a conversation about "our good Lord" or whatever. Why do I have to be so polite?!?!?
What makes this worse is that old dude is apparently my neighbour! Who's gonna come back and quiz me in a few days about what I've learned, after consulting the Bible like a good little Christian. Which I'm NOT btw. ARGH! It's gonna be so hard to avoid him if he's my neighbour! Come and check on me, what are you? My mom?!?!
Man, I only opened my door because I thought it might be my lashes coming in! Darn my vanity!
AND, AND! My internal speakers on my laptop don't work! (Not that these two events are in any way related, but still sucks!) Which means I cannot hear the melodious sound of my voice syncronizing (quite perfectly if I may say so myself!) with Anthony Kiedis' on a regular basis! Do you know what happens if I don't get my daily dose of Chili Peppers?!?! Bad things, that's what!
Thank goodness my local radio station occasionally does me right!