Aug 07, 2006 04:24
gavin just picked up my gas lighter that i have in my room and i took it from him and said, "i used that to light off fireworks," and then gavin said, in an accent that sounds like an old irish lady, "oh yeah? i use that to torch me nipples because it gets me off."
then, he proceeded to actually taking the lighter back and he tried to torch one of his nipples, seriously.
he burned one and said, "that's really really hot, i think i burned me nipple off," in the same accent.
it's hilarious.
oh, and just for the record:
three months and thirteen days from now will be the happiest day of my year, period.
gavin just also, "sonovabitch! i burned me hair off of me nipples! shiite. i was just gettin' it, too."
i'm crying i'm laughing so hard.
EDIT: GAVIN JUST TRIED BURNING HIS PUBES OFF!